The Off Topic Topic

[Josquius]

Just been talking to my mam.
My sister's friend has bought a dog, one of those stupid popular Paris Hiltony Chiuaua things.
Apparently she got it cheap from the breeder because...its gay.

[Admiral Yi]

A couple months back some Iranian nuclear researcher type either defected to the US (US version) or was kidnapped by the CIA (Iranian version).  It took place while he was on pilgrimage to Mecca.  Per CNN.

[Agelastus]

Maybe you should find a new guy...

Missed this post...

He's been fine up to this time. I prefer to have my computers built to my own spec, and I'd lost touch with my previous guy, so when this one did some work for my company (which actually worked, despite the archaic setup and the know-it-all boss) I got him to build me a top of the line system. He also fixed it quickly when the hard-drive the OS was on failed unexpectedly (within warranty.) When it broke down this time he picked it up within a couple of days, and then...nothing...

I look forward to hearing the explanation he has promised me. Assuming he shows up tomorrow (he said Wednesday/Thursday, and he hasn't appeared today.)

[HisMajestyBOB]

A couple months back some Iranian nuclear researcher type either defected to the US (US version) or was kidnapped by the CIA (Iranian version).  It took place while he was on pilgrimage to Mecca.  Per CNN.

Kind of a roundabout pilgrimage. You'd think the Iranians would be suspicious that his flight included a 50 year stopover in Washington DC.

[Grey Fox]

Chatroulette is awesome.

While I don't have the patience to actually troll it, reading aggregator about those that do is really funny, Plus you get to see boobs.

[DisturbedPervert]

If you actually try to do it yourself you see a lot more cocks than you do boobs (Zero boobs, many cocks)

[Grey Fox]

Exactly.

[garbon]

Why would I waste my time looking an random cocks online?

[Tamas]

some rabbi in Budapest was holding the jewish easter with about 50 guests, when during the night people started throwing stones in their windows. They called the police, but they could not find (wtf) where the stones were coming from, so they just stood guard while the guests left. One guest claimed the policemen advised they should remove their kipa(sp?) because "it is not safe to wear that in Budapest".

Not sure wether to laugh or to cry at the state of things.

[Jaron]

Could this attack have been because they are Jewish?

[Tamas]

Could this attack have been because they are Jewish?

yes, that was my point

[Josquius]

Jewish easter?



Crap!
Just noticed its April Fools and I'm too lazy/unoriginal to do anything.

[Pedrito]

Other kids' games are all such a bore!
They've gotta have rules and they gotta keep score!
Calvinball is better by far!
It's never the same! It's always bizarre!
You don't need a team or a referee!
You know that it's great, 'cause it's named after me!

L.

[Syt]

ESPN.com has a somewhat funny Wrestlemania XXVI review.

My favorite bit (about Shawn Michaels vs Undertaker - WTF? Both still alive and kicking?)

Things wrestling and porn have in common, Vol. 78: An inordinate amount of guys in their 40s who have the long-stringy-sweaty-hair-while-balding-in-the-front thing going. We're seeing two of the greats right now.

(Other porn/wrestling parallels include individual gimmicks; finishing moves; a preponderance of pseudonyms; illegal drugs; a booming DVD market; pay-per-views; tattoos; horrible acting; artificially enhanced bodies; premature deaths; a lack of college degrees, writers and directors; and scenes that vary in length and can include anywhere from two to 30 people. Read more in my upcoming book, "Columns That Could Never Ever Run on ESPN.com Under Any Circumstances.")

Also: Bret Hart still wrestles? And I didn't even know he had a stroke a while back.

[Josquius]

I think I've uncovered a new attempted con.
In a club, *bang* some ditsy girl walks right into my shoulder and drops her half full drink. No sooner have I began to say sorry and shes saying "You must buy me a new one!!!"
I scoff.
I wouldn't have done this anyway of course. I'm poor and those things are expensive.
But still. For her to demand I do so without giving me a chance to offer- just doubles my no way in hell.
A guy then came along and grabbed my arm and tried to stare me down and then talk to her as she said buy me a new one. I shook him off and walked away though and that was the last of it.