The Off Topic Topic

[sbr]

# A copy of the notice from your employer that your employment is being terminated involuntarily. You are not eligible for this refund if your employment is ending due to voluntarily termination, resignation, retirement, leave of absence, the end of seasonal or temporary employment, death or disability, willful or criminal conduct, the end of an employment contract, acts of declared or undeclared war, or loss of employment prior to 4/5/10 or after 7/1/10. If you are self employed then a copy of your filing for bankruptcy is the only document acceptable in lieu of the notice from your employer.

My boss declared war on my job today...he won.

[Jaron]

I lost my job last week.

[MadImmortalMan]

# A copy of the notice from your employer that your employment is being terminated involuntarily. You are not eligible for this refund if your employment is ending due to voluntarily termination, resignation, retirement, leave of absence, the end of seasonal or temporary employment, death or disability, willful or criminal conduct, the end of an employment contract, acts of declared or undeclared war, or loss of employment prior to 4/5/10 or after 7/1/10. If you are self employed then a copy of your filing for bankruptcy is the only document acceptable in lieu of the notice from your employer.

My boss declared war on my job today...he won.

Quick! Buy a suit, man!

[sbr]

I lost my job last week.

Did you?  That sucks.  I officially lost mine today but I have only worked about 20 days since the start of December so it isn't shocking in any way, just sucky.

[jimmy olsen]

Sounds horrifying.

[Josquius]

Sounds horrifying.

It has the Martinus seal of approval

[Eddie Teach]

acts of declared or undeclared war

I bet Tim has that clause in his contract. 

[derspiess]

I have to drive to Chicago tomorrow so I can meet with a new customer Thursday.  I had my choice of this Thursday or next Wednesday (St. Pattys Day).  St. Patty's Day in Chicago-- too much Irish, no thanks.

[MadImmortalMan]

I have to drive to Chicago tomorrow so I can meet with a new customer Thursday.  I had my choice of this Thursday or next Wednesday (St. Pattys Day).  St. Patty's Day in Chicago-- too much Irish, no thanks.

Get some Italian beef!

[Syt]

# A copy of the notice from your employer that your employment is being terminated involuntarily. You are not eligible for this refund if your employment is ending due to voluntarily termination, resignation, retirement, leave of absence, the end of seasonal or temporary employment, death or disability, willful or criminal conduct, the end of an employment contract, acts of declared or undeclared war, or loss of employment prior to 4/5/10 or after 7/1/10. If you are self employed then a copy of your filing for bankruptcy is the only document acceptable in lieu of the notice from your employer.

My boss declared war on my job today...he won.

[sbr]

# A copy of the notice from your employer that your employment is being terminated involuntarily. You are not eligible for this refund if your employment is ending due to voluntarily termination, resignation, retirement, leave of absence, the end of seasonal or temporary employment, death or disability, willful or criminal conduct, the end of an employment contract, acts of declared or undeclared war, or loss of employment prior to 4/5/10 or after 7/1/10. If you are self employed then a copy of your filing for bankruptcy is the only document acceptable in lieu of the notice from your employer.

My boss declared war on my job today...he won.

  Thanks

[Ed Anger]

I have to drive to Chicago tomorrow so I can meet with a new customer Thursday.  I had my choice of this Thursday or next Wednesday (St. Pattys Day).  St. Patty's Day in Chicago-- too much Irish, no thanks.

I loathe Chicago. It really is a city full of Jim Belushi's. 

[Tamas]

Please complete this short survey to help a friend of mine's university project:

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/KWL2XFJ

Thanks!

[Admiral Yi]

I took the survey.  Tell your bud he owes me a trillion pegos or one hot Hungarian chick.

[Syt]

hot Hungarian chick.

http://www.cooks.com/rec/search/0,1-0,chicken_paprika,FF.html