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Barrister

#5790
March 01, 2010, 04:20:07 PM
Quote from: Tyr on March 01, 2010, 04:12:38 PM
I need to figure out a way to destablise the Swedish currency so I can get back to getting a fair exchange rate for my quid :shifty:

Convince the country to join the Euro. :shifty:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

lustindarkness

#5791
March 02, 2010, 09:36:40 AM
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Grey Fox

#5792
March 02, 2010, 10:03:49 AM
Rough seas, eh.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

lustindarkness

#5793
March 02, 2010, 10:39:09 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on March 02, 2010, 10:03:49 AM
Rough seas, eh.

Nah, that's what happens when the skipper gets bored.
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Grey Fox

#5794
March 02, 2010, 10:54:38 AM
:lol:
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Josquius

#5795
March 02, 2010, 05:54:30 PM
Alas pizzas are always one slice too small....
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Savonarola

#5796
March 03, 2010, 12:31:10 PM
Latest NASA photos of the earth:



In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Syt

#5797
March 03, 2010, 12:43:57 PM
Gotta be photoshopped. No stars in space? Come on!
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Josquius

#5798
March 03, 2010, 12:44:20 PM Last Edit: March 03, 2010, 01:38:32 PM by Tyr
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Jaron

#5799
March 03, 2010, 02:58:52 PM
One thing that is remarkable to me is the Earth looks the same as it did 40 years ago!!!!
Winner of THE grumbler point.

Savonarola

#5800
March 03, 2010, 03:00:32 PM
Quote from: Jaron on March 03, 2010, 02:58:52 PM
One thing that is remarkable to me is the Earth looks the same as it did 40 years ago!!!!

Plate tecctonics is a hoax.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Savonarola

#5801
March 03, 2010, 03:54:46 PM
QuoteCops: Man killed by urinating on downed wire after crash
ASSOCIATED PRESS

Wash. — Authorities believe a Washington man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a car crash.



Grays Harbor County sheriff's Deputy Dave Pimentel (PIM'-en-tel) said Monday 50-year-old Roy Messenger was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole Friday and called a relative to pull his car from a ditch.


However, family members found Messenger electrocuted when they arrived.


Pimentel says Messenger apparently urinated into a roadside ditch but didn't see the live wire. The urine stream likely served as a conductor, allowing the electricity to reach his body.


Pimentel says there will be an autopsy but burn marks indicated the way the electricity traveled through Messenger's body.

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In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Josquius

#5802
March 03, 2010, 04:09:13 PM
Whats the saying? No good deed goes unpunished?
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sbr

#5803
March 03, 2010, 04:14:30 PM
That's a shocking way to go. :(

garbon

#5804
March 03, 2010, 04:18:09 PM
Quote from: Tyr on March 03, 2010, 04:09:13 PM
Whats the saying? No good deed goes unpunished?

What good deed?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.
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