The Off Topic Topic

[Eddie Teach]

Languish: 

[Josquius]

Maybe it is just me instantly making such odd links afterall...
But how best to use this power to my advantage....

[Razgovory]

I'm beginning to suspect my sister's boyfriend may be an idiot.  They rented a home but he never had enough money to pay the rent.  So instead of paying at least part of it he decided to pay none of it.  Now they are being evicted and owe several thousand dollars (probably more cause they seem to left garbage everywhere and bought a dog that tore up the floor (with out informing the landlord).  He got 1200 dollars back on taxes this year and decided to spend it on a pistol.  Which makes sense I suppose.  He'll need something to keep away the repo guys who will come for his other expensive stuff he bought on credit or installment plans.

[Eddie Teach]

Perhaps he sees the gun as a business investment. 

[Malthus]

I'm beginning to suspect my sister's boyfriend may be an idiot.  They rented a home but he never had enough money to pay the rent.  So instead of paying at least part of it he decided to pay none of it.  Now they are being evicted and owe several thousand dollars (probably more cause they seem to left garbage everywhere and bought a dog that tore up the floor (with out informing the landlord).  He got 1200 dollars back on taxes this year and decided to spend it on a pistol.  Which makes sense I suppose.  He'll need something to keep away the repo guys who will come for his other expensive stuff he bought on credit or installment plans.

"Beginning to suspect"? I take it this is sarcastic. 

[Razgovory]

I'm beginning to suspect my sister's boyfriend may be an idiot.  They rented a home but he never had enough money to pay the rent.  So instead of paying at least part of it he decided to pay none of it.  Now they are being evicted and owe several thousand dollars (probably more cause they seem to left garbage everywhere and bought a dog that tore up the floor (with out informing the landlord).  He got 1200 dollars back on taxes this year and decided to spend it on a pistol.  Which makes sense I suppose.  He'll need something to keep away the repo guys who will come for his other expensive stuff he bought on credit or installment plans.

"Beginning to suspect"? I take it this is sarcastic. 

He was shocked a few last month when his application for a car loan was rejected.  The car cost about 12,000 he makes about 19,000.  I wish we still had debtors prisons.

[Eddie Teach]

He was shocked a few last month when his application for a car loan was rejected.  The car cost about 12,000 he makes about 19,000.  I wish we still had debtors prisons.

I used to have a credit card(ie no collateral) with an available balance of twice as much money as I've ever made in a year. 

[Agelastus]

I'm beginning to suspect my sister's boyfriend may be an idiot.  They rented a home but he never had enough money to pay the rent.  So instead of paying at least part of it he decided to pay none of it.  Now they are being evicted and owe several thousand dollars (probably more cause they seem to left garbage everywhere and bought a dog that tore up the floor (with out informing the landlord).  He got 1200 dollars back on taxes this year and decided to spend it on a pistol.  Which makes sense I suppose.  He'll need something to keep away the repo guys who will come for his other expensive stuff he bought on credit or installment plans.

"Beginning to suspect"? I take it this is sarcastic. 

He was shocked a few last month when his application for a car loan was rejected.  The car cost about 12,000 he makes about 19,000.  I wish we still had debtors prisons.

Stop suspecting. He is an idiot.

Like my cousin who kept getting turned down for a loan without realising that every failure was reducing his chances more (apparently, he asked for the same loan sequentially from about twenty different institutions, with no change in his circumstances etc.)

[Agelastus]

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Your avatar is annoying me.

It is as addictive, but never gets to the punchline...

[ulmont]

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Your avatar is annoying me.

How ironic; yours annoys the hell out of me.

[Ed Anger]

I'm beginning to suspect my sister's boyfriend may be an idiot.  They rented a home but he never had enough money to pay the rent.  So instead of paying at least part of it he decided to pay none of it.  Now they are being evicted and owe several thousand dollars (probably more cause they seem to left garbage everywhere and bought a dog that tore up the floor (with out informing the landlord).  He got 1200 dollars back on taxes this year and decided to spend it on a pistol.  Which makes sense I suppose.  He'll need something to keep away the repo guys who will come for his other expensive stuff he bought on credit or installment plans.

Won't work. The repo guys will beat the living shit out of him. I've worked with the type before.

[HVC]

I'm beginning to suspect my sister's boyfriend may be an idiot.  They rented a home but he never had enough money to pay the rent.  So instead of paying at least part of it he decided to pay none of it.  Now they are being evicted and owe several thousand dollars (probably more cause they seem to left garbage everywhere and bought a dog that tore up the floor (with out informing the landlord).  He got 1200 dollars back on taxes this year and decided to spend it on a pistol.  Which makes sense I suppose.  He'll need something to keep away the repo guys who will come for his other expensive stuff he bought on credit or installment plans.

Won't work. The repo guys will beat the living shit out of him. I've worked with the type before.

Loan shark goon? ever break any thumbs?

[Ed Anger]

I'm beginning to suspect my sister's boyfriend may be an idiot.  They rented a home but he never had enough money to pay the rent.  So instead of paying at least part of it he decided to pay none of it.  Now they are being evicted and owe several thousand dollars (probably more cause they seem to left garbage everywhere and bought a dog that tore up the floor (with out informing the landlord).  He got 1200 dollars back on taxes this year and decided to spend it on a pistol.  Which makes sense I suppose.  He'll need something to keep away the repo guys who will come for his other expensive stuff he bought on credit or installment plans.

Won't work. The repo guys will beat the living shit out of him. I've worked with the type before.

Loan shark goon? ever break any thumbs?

Car Repo. I drove the car with the spare drivers.

[garbon]

While searching for my checkbook, I came across a bottle of poppers.

[Habbaku]

Do you normally keep your checkbook in the fridge?