The Off Topic Topic

[Razgovory]

I miss having RL friends

Eh, they're not so great.  Ask you to help you move and such.

[Josquius]

I miss having RL friends

They smell.

[Neil]

I told a friend (Korea) that her first name was boring.  She needs something more sexy.  My suggestions: Vamperilla, Whoresca, Hookermillia, Slutenstein, Melissa, Hoberg, and Trampton.  She seems to be leading towards vamperilla.

You are wrong.

[Neil]

I told a friend (Korea) that her first name was boring.  She needs something more sexy.  My suggestions: Vamperilla, Whoresca, Hookermillia, Slutenstein, Melissa, Hoberg, and Trampton.  She seems to be leading towards vamperilla.

My boss's name is Melissa and she's kind of a crazy bitch.

Slutenstein sounds cool though.

You are also wrong.  About the second thing.  I don't know your boss.

[Grey Fox]

I miss having RL friends

Eh, they're not so great.  Ask you to help you move and such.

I'd still like to be able to talk about nerd & sports stuff with people other then my gf, that really doesn't care.

[Josquius]

I'd still like to be able to talk about nerd & sports stuff with people other then my gf, that really doesn't care.

You've made a rare find if you come across a RL friend you can talk about nerd and sports stuff with. Geeks are a rare thing in the real world.
I've friends I can do football and man's crap with and friend's I can natter about Fallout with. Ne'er the twain shall meet.

[Grey Fox]

I'd settle for different folks then.

[Josephus]

The muscles in both my upper thighs are severely strained. I can hardly stand up.

[Razgovory]

I told a friend (Korea) that her first name was boring.  She needs something more sexy.  My suggestions: Vamperilla, Whoresca, Hookermillia, Slutenstein, Melissa, Hoberg, and Trampton.  She seems to be leading towards vamperilla.

You are wrong.

It's a very average name.

[Malthus]

A man moves to the Appalachian Mountains to get away from it all. He really likes it, but hasn't had a visitor the entire three months he's been there. Finally a hillbilly neighbor comes over and invites him to a party that Saturday night.

"Now I gotta warn ya," the man says. "There's gonna be some drinkin'."

"That's okay," the guy says. "I can hold my liquor."

"And there's gonna be some dancin'," the hillbilly adds.

"That's okay," the guy says. "I can cut the rug pretty good."

"There's gonna be some fightin', too," the hillbilly warns.

"That's okay," says the guy. "I don't believe in fighting, but I can hold my own."

"And there's gonna be some fuckin'," says the hillbilly.

"Well, I seldom have a problem with that," the guy says cheerfully.

"Okay," says the hillbilly. "See you Saturday."

"Wait a minute," says the guy. "What should I wear?"

"It don't matter," says the hillbilly. "Just gonna be the two of us."

[Neil]

I told a friend (Korea) that her first name was boring.  She needs something more sexy.  My suggestions: Vamperilla, Whoresca, Hookermillia, Slutenstein, Melissa, Hoberg, and Trampton.  She seems to be leading towards vamperilla.

You are wrong.

It's a very average name.

I like her name.

[CountDeMoney]

I miss having RL friends

Eh, they're not so great.  Ask you to help you move and such.

Best bumper sticker on a pick-up truck I've seen:

"No, I can't help you move this weekend."

[Korea]

I told a friend (Korea) that her first name was boring.  She needs something more sexy.  My suggestions: Vamperilla, Whoresca, Hookermillia, Slutenstein, Melissa, Hoberg, and Trampton.  She seems to be leading towards vamperilla.

My boss's name is Melissa and she's kind of a crazy bitch.

Slutenstein sounds cool though.

You are also wrong.  About the second thing.  I don't know your boss.

Oh. Okay.

[Korea]

I told a friend (Korea) that her first name was boring.  She needs something more sexy.  My suggestions: Vamperilla, Whoresca, Hookermillia, Slutenstein, Melissa, Hoberg, and Trampton.  She seems to be leading towards vamperilla.

You are wrong.

It's a very average name.

I like her name.

Thanks.

[Razgovory]

I like Slutenstein better.