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Josquius

#4215
November 07, 2009, 01:08:43 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 07, 2009, 11:48:48 AM
The relative lack of military experience in congress is a direct cause of many of America's poor strategic decisions as of late. If there were more veterans in congress the nation would be better off.
:bleeding:
No. Just. No.
Politicians should stay out of military affairs and vice-versa.
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Eddie Teach

#4216
November 07, 2009, 01:10:48 PM
You're both being dumbasses. :contract:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

CountDeMoney

#4217
November 07, 2009, 02:19:22 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 07, 2009, 11:48:48 AMThe relative lack of military experience in congress is a direct cause of many of America's poor strategic decisions as of late. If there were more veterans in congress the nation would be better off.

lol, you moron.

Josquius

#4218
November 07, 2009, 03:09:01 PM
A very awesome convenience store robbery:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pumH8dnjVAo
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garbon

#4219
November 07, 2009, 06:15:00 PM
So I took Air Berlin from Madrid to Germany. It struck me as a very bipolar airline as they couldn't decide which languages (of German, Spanish, and English) should take precedence, so at any given time they only made announcements in 2 of the 3.  :(
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

lustindarkness

#4220
November 07, 2009, 09:47:51 PM
Today I looked away at the wrong moment and almost ended with a broken nose, with a nerf football!  :pinch: A NERF FOOTBALL!  :blush:
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Korea

#4221
November 07, 2009, 11:25:05 PM
Just got off of a 15 hour shift :bleeding:
I want my mother fucking points!

CountDeMoney

#4222
November 08, 2009, 12:33:05 AM

sbr

#4223
November 08, 2009, 01:29:48 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on November 07, 2009, 09:47:51 PM
Today I looked away at the wrong moment and almost ended with a broken nose, with a nerf football!  :pinch: A NERF FOOTBALL!  :blush:
Quote from: Korea on November 07, 2009, 11:25:05 PM
Just got off of a 15 hour shift :bleeding:

I thought these responses were in the Women in Combat thread.  :blush:  :lol:

CDM's cat post confused me for a minute.

Razgovory

#4224
November 08, 2009, 02:43:29 AM
That's what one of my cats looks like.  Except it has a gimpy front right leg.  Her name is Grey.  Grey Cat.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

jimmy olsen

#4225
November 08, 2009, 10:02:00 AM
Slargos, where art thou?
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Korea

#4226
November 08, 2009, 12:34:20 PM
Quote from: sbr on November 08, 2009, 01:29:48 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on November 07, 2009, 09:47:51 PM
Today I looked away at the wrong moment and almost ended with a broken nose, with a nerf football!  :pinch: A NERF FOOTBALL!  :blush:
Quote from: Korea on November 07, 2009, 11:25:05 PM
Just got off of a 15 hour shift :bleeding:

I thought these responses were in the Women in Combat thread.  :blush:  :lol:

CDM's cat post confused me for a minute.

:lol:
I want my mother fucking points!

KwangTiger

#4227
November 08, 2009, 04:40:47 PM
 :ph34r:
boy am i glad that smiley is still here

Eddie Teach

#4228
November 08, 2009, 04:47:37 PM
It's Asian Tim! :cheers:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

katmai

#4229
November 08, 2009, 04:47:58 PM
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son
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