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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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garbon

#4020
October 26, 2009, 02:06:59 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 25, 2009, 10:38:17 PM
Business or Pleasure?

Usually leisure but this time, work/leisure.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Korea

#4021
October 26, 2009, 02:26:08 PM
I think I'm sick. :( My tummy sure hurts.
I want my mother fucking points!

katmai

#4022
October 26, 2009, 03:26:55 PM
Congrats to you and ide!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Ed Anger

#4023
October 26, 2009, 03:30:19 PM
Quote from: Korea on October 26, 2009, 02:26:08 PM
I think I'm sick. :( My tummy sure hurts.

I've got a cure for that.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

HVC

#4024
October 26, 2009, 03:40:39 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 26, 2009, 03:30:19 PM
Quote from: Korea on October 26, 2009, 02:26:08 PM
I think I'm sick. :( My tummy sure hurts.

I've got a cure for that.
You've "cured" your wife plenty. You don't need anotehr childbride popping out your progeny :D
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Ed Anger

#4025
October 26, 2009, 03:41:21 PM
Quote from: HVC on October 26, 2009, 03:40:39 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 26, 2009, 03:30:19 PM
Quote from: Korea on October 26, 2009, 02:26:08 PM
I think I'm sick. :( My tummy sure hurts.

I've got a cure for that.
You've "cured" your wife plenty. You don't need anotehr childbride popping out your progeny :D

Yes I do.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

HVC

#4026
October 26, 2009, 03:49:51 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 26, 2009, 03:41:21 PM
Quote from: HVC on October 26, 2009, 03:40:39 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 26, 2009, 03:30:19 PM
Quote from: Korea on October 26, 2009, 02:26:08 PM
I think I'm sick. :( My tummy sure hurts.

I've got a cure for that.
You've "cured" your wife plenty. You don't need anotehr childbride popping out your progeny :D

Yes I do.
Planting an army one seed at a time? ;)
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Tamas

#4027
October 26, 2009, 05:15:17 PM
If Ed was a king of some feudal country, people would already be stockpiling supplies for the inevitable multi-faction civil war his death would trigger

Razgovory

#4028
October 26, 2009, 06:33:08 PM
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Josquius

#4029
October 26, 2009, 07:05:00 PM
Wow, that must have took some effort.
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Ed Anger

#4030
October 26, 2009, 07:43:07 PM
Quote from: Tamas on October 26, 2009, 05:15:17 PM
If Ed was a king of some feudal country, people would already be stockpiling supplies for the inevitable multi-faction civil war his death would trigger

<on deathbed>

The crown goes to...the strongest!
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Ed Anger

#4031
October 26, 2009, 07:53:58 PM
Quote from: HVC on October 26, 2009, 03:49:51 PM

Planting an army one seed at a time? ;)

yes.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#4032
October 26, 2009, 07:57:33 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 26, 2009, 07:43:07 PM
Quote from: Tamas on October 26, 2009, 05:15:17 PM
If Ed was a king of some feudal country, people would already be stockpiling supplies for the inevitable multi-faction civil war his death would trigger

<on deathbed>

The crown goes to...the strongest!

Actually, I would just take it from you in that condition. 
And then I'd fuck your wife.
And then I would put your children under the knife, so you would know your seed is wiped out forever.

Yeah.

Ed Anger

#4033
October 26, 2009, 07:59:53 PM
I need a double.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#4034
October 26, 2009, 08:00:44 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 26, 2009, 07:59:53 PM
I need a double.

I'd fuck him too, just to see the look on his face.
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