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[Eddie Teach]

I remember when my grandparents septic tank got backed up. 

[PDH]

I am anti-septic myself.

[Ed Anger]

In a "fuck it" moment, I got the 2017 Hellcat. Fuck it all. I went to 0.5 Worp.

[CountDeMoney]

Hope the cigarette pack rolled up your t-shirt sleeve didn't fall out, Uncle Skeeter.

[Ed Anger]

 

I cut the sleeves out of my white t-shirts.

[HVC]

Have fun, don't kill a pedestrian.

[Ed Anger]

TOO LATE

[HVC]

Did you at least mutter "fucker looks like Timmy" before doing it?

[Ed Anger]

Did you at least mutter "fucker looks like Timmy" before doing it?

BLITZKRIEG!

[Kolytsin]

I can't believe this thread is still alive after all these years. . . . so many memories.

[Grinning_Colossus]

Who the fuck are you?

[Grinning_Colossus]

You're either gaijindmoscu or another bot trying to sell us Cialis.

[DGuller]

You're either gaijindmoscu or another bot trying to sell us Cialis.

Fake Cialis at that.

[Kolytsin]

I am a refugee. . . . cast away on a log during the Great Expulsion from EUOT.  I have been floating for years now .. . . I came across an island where a band of refugees seemed to have landed, but there was only a tomatocow carved into a tree.  I heard stories of the great KAPland, but learned years ago that it sank years ago under the waves after a series of terrible calamities.  I reached this island before. . lurking in the shadows .. . . . watching the crucifixion of Hortlund. . . . the conversion of fagdiz. . . the knifing of the swede . . the burning of the records . .. but was expelled by King Grumbler after I challenged his iron rule.  But I have arrived again upon these Galapagoan shores to see what the grim march of evolution has done to the denizens of these isles.

[Grinning_Colossus]

Evolution has been kind to us.