The Off Topic Topic

[Jacob]

Oh wait I GIT IT
DERNIGGERHATER IS DOING HIS SCHTICK

You celebrate your irish heritage in your way.  Let Derspeiss celebrate his irish heritage in his way.

By being a dick?

Doesn't seem like he needs a special day for that.

[Josquius]

Bloody hell. D-link cameras.
The website for running them is only compatible with ie.
But not on windows 10.

[HVC]

So last night Timmy started talking about how maybe the leprechaun was going to come visit our house during the night and leave some gold.  He even drew some pictures and a card "for the leprechaun".  No idea where he got the idea from.  But my wife ran with it and went out and got those chocolate coins.  So this morning the kids were all excited that the leprechaun came to visit.

you've been outsmarted by children. hang your head in shame

[Barrister]

Oh wait I GIT IT
DERNIGGERHATER IS DOING HIS SCHTICK

You celebrate your irish heritage in your way.  Let Derspeiss celebrate his irish heritage in his way.

By being a dick?

Doesn't seem like he needs a special day for that.

When I was a kid, I remember asking my grandmother about how much irish was in our family, as St. Patrick's Day was coming up.  Her response was that our Irish ancestors would never celebrate St. Patrick's Day, as they were protestants, and that was a Catholic holiday.

The Protestant rough equivalent to St. Patrick's Day (in that it celebrates irish protestant identity) is the Battle of the Boyne on July 12, also called Orangemen's Day.  But nobody around here does anything on July 12.

So, for the longest time, I've followed the derspeiss method of celebrating St Patty's Day - by wearing orange.  Quite honestly though nobody ever gets it.  It's not intended to be a dick - I'm not denegrating or saying anything negative to anyone wearing green.  I'm not marching.  I'm just celebrating my own irish heritage.

[Jacob]

When I was a kid, I remember asking my grandmother about how much irish was in our family, as St. Patrick's Day was coming up.  Her response was that our Irish ancestors would never celebrate St. Patrick's Day, as they were protestants, and that was a Catholic holiday.

The Protestant rough equivalent to St. Patrick's Day (in that it celebrates irish protestant identity) is the Battle of the Boyne on July 12, also called Orangemen's Day.  But nobody around here does anything on July 12.

So, for the longest time, I've followed the derspeiss method of celebrating St Patty's Day - by wearing orange.  Quite honestly though nobody ever gets it.  It's not intended to be a dick - I'm not denegrating or saying anything negative to anyone wearing green.  I'm not marching.  I'm just celebrating my own irish heritage.

Yes yes, everything you do is purely intended to be as inoffensive as possible. That's great. Have a cookie.

I was talking about derspiess.

[Razgovory]

So last night Timmy started talking about how maybe the leprechaun was going to come visit our house during the night and leave some gold.  He even drew some pictures and a card "for the leprechaun".  No idea where he got the idea from.  But my wife ran with it and went out and got those chocolate coins.  So this morning the kids were all excited that the leprechaun came to visit.

Not to be a sour puss but isn't Tim a bit old for that kind of thing?  I mean, he teaches English in Korea.

[Grey Fox]

Lost my license plate today (or it was stolen, no way to know).

Very simple to fix in the end but still a stressfull 5 minutes.

[Barrister]

Lost my license plate today (or it was stolen, no way to know).

Very simple to fix in the end but still a stressfull 5 minutes.

It was stolen.  Be sure to report it.

[CountDeMoney]

T00L, Wednesday May 24, EagleBank Arena at George Mason University.  Concourse, above the stage.  Boom.

[Razgovory]

Corned Beef tastes a bit like Pastrami.

[CountDeMoney]

Corned Beef tastes a bit like Pastrami.

BLASPHEME

[Admiral Yi]

Truly lovely West Virginia stripper told me pastrami tastes like fried bolgna.

[DGuller]

Corned Beef tastes a bit like Pastrami.

Not unless your corned beef is very, very good.

[Ed Anger]

I get weird looks when I ask them to hold the thousand island bullshit and the kraut. MEAT AND CHEESE ONLY ASSHOLES. AND I BETTER GET A PICKLE.

[CountDeMoney]