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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 02, 2016, 04:45:13 PM
I went to The Mall today to buy some walkie talkies so my mom can beep me if she needs something.

As I was eating my carne pastor burrito (pork with pineapple, pretty good) and watching NFL Live on the big screen, a Hispanic looking girl in my line of sight gives me an angry look and asks me why I'm staring at her.  I tell her I'm watching TV.

I'm wondering if this was a case of Trump-induced defensiveness.

Probably weirded her the fuck out with pork and pineapple.  Who the fuck does that.

Oexmelin

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CountDeMoney

No.  No, there is not.  Because this is America.

Anything with pineapple on it is a pinko fag commie plot anyhow.

The Larch

Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 02, 2016, 06:50:25 PM
No.  No, there is not.  Because this is America.

Anything with pineapple on it is a pinko fag commie plot anyhow.

What about "Hawaian" pizza? Personally I think it's an affront against nature.

11B4V

Quote from: The Larch on December 02, 2016, 07:18:25 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 02, 2016, 06:50:25 PM
No.  No, there is not.  Because this is America.

Anything with pineapple on it is a pinko fag commie plot anyhow.

What about "Hawaian" pizza? Personally I think it's an affront against nature.

Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.  :mad:
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: The Larch on December 02, 2016, 07:18:25 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 02, 2016, 06:50:25 PM
No.  No, there is not.  Because this is America.

Anything with pineapple on it is a pinko fag commie plot anyhow.

What about "Hawaian" pizza? Personally I think it's an affront against nature.

THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY MAN

Ed Anger

Speaking of pizza, I fed my kids Little Caesars. I didn't want to take out a loan to feed 7 kids.
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HVC

Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 02, 2016, 08:46:31 PM
Quote from: The Larch on December 02, 2016, 07:18:25 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 02, 2016, 06:50:25 PM
No.  No, there is not.  Because this is America.

Anything with pineapple on it is a pinko fag commie plot anyhow.

What about "Hawaian" pizza? Personally I think it's an affront against nature.

THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY MAN

You sound a little stressed. You know what would help? A little pineapple.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Ed Anger

Watch it eggplant. We don't need your sass mouth.
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HVC

Quote from: Ed Anger on December 02, 2016, 09:02:01 PM
Watch it eggplant. We don't need your sass mouth.

Hey, at least I do t feed my kids cardboard in pizza shape :P
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

MadImmortalMan

Quote from: Ed Anger on December 02, 2016, 08:57:13 PM
Speaking of pizza, I fed my kids Little Caesars. I didn't want to take out a loan to feed 7 kids.

Bonus--If they don't mind eating the pizza, maybe you can feed them the box.
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Ed Anger

Still better than grease hut or Dominos.
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HVC

Dominoes has gotten ok. Not great, but ok.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Ed Anger on December 02, 2016, 09:05:11 PM
Still better than grease hut or Dominos.

Don't be hating on the Hut, yo.

Tonitrus

Quote from: Ed Anger on December 02, 2016, 08:57:13 PM
Speaking of pizza, I fed my kids Little Caesars. I didn't want to take out a loan to feed 7 kids.

Shoulda gotten Costco...the king of cheap pizzas.