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Eddie Teach

Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 13, 2016, 03:32:31 AM
4 year old Russian speaks and reads English, French, German, Spanish, Chinese and Arabic.

My girl showed me the video of this. Made me feel like a retard in comparison. Wow.

http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2016/10/28/4-year-old-Russian-girl-speaks-7-languages/7381477659086/

C3PO is unimpressed.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Josquius

Quote from: Liep on November 13, 2016, 05:50:56 AM
Donald Trump's Obsession With Denmark:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZQ_Z1stAVk

Hmm.. at least he thinks Copenhagen is beautiful. :cool:

Who is this Denmar?
A barbarian?
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Liep

7.5 earthquake hits New Zealand very close to Christchurch, tsunami warnings going out. It must be past midnight there and the power has gone out several places. :(
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

PRC

I watched the action movie London has Fallen last night on Netflix and when I woke up I had a brief moment where I thought it was a true story and had really happened the day before.

The Brain

Quote from: PRC on November 13, 2016, 12:24:17 PM
I watched the action movie London has Fallen last night on Netflix and when I woke up I had a brief moment where I thought it was a true story and had really happened the day before.

I woke up recently and thought Trump had won.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

derspiess

Today is my first day back at the zoo since we lost Harambe.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

I'm sure you'll get over it.  Always another nigger to kill in Cincinnati.

derspiess

Someone's extra salty today. I bet you get a special feint every time you type that word
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Josquius

I just learned a guy at work is 69.
Retirement.
Nope.
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Martinus

Quote from: Tyr on November 14, 2016, 03:20:58 AM
I just learned a guy at work is 69.
Retirement.
Nope.

QuoteIt's a pretty disturbing growing trend in the UK.
A lot of the Remembrance Day stuff I see floating around social media is heavily tainted.
I think they even renamed a bank holiday to army day a year or two ago.

Anyone else like those Tyr's absurdist haikus?

Syt

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Martinus

Funnily, 2016 has been one of the best years of my life.

Syt

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Josquius

Quote from: Syt on November 14, 2016, 05:16:14 AM
John Oliver's year end review: Fuck you, 2016!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_M2NKE0fyI
Can we end it yet?
I don't mind about losing the month really.
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garbon

That was fun and yeah 2016 can't be over soon enough.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.