The Off Topic Topic

[Hamilcar]

My conspiracy survivalist friend has completely shit the bed over that website saying the US went to DefCon 3. Fucker keeps texting me to GET OUT NOW. 

Get.... where exactly? New Zealand?

[Tonitrus]

Have those retarded Harambe memes finally faded?

[Grey Fox]

There's that fish sauce that the VC put on everything.  US tried to develop electronic sniffers to more efficiently bomb the Ho Chi Minh trail.

p.s. Is that nuoc nam?

Yes, I think so.

[Ed Anger]

My conspiracy survivalist friend has completely shit the bed over that website saying the US went to DefCon 3. Fucker keeps texting me to GET OUT NOW. 

Get.... where exactly? New Zealand?

The National Socialist fortress I have built in Kentucky.

[Hamilcar]

My conspiracy survivalist friend has completely shit the bed over that website saying the US went to DefCon 3. Fucker keeps texting me to GET OUT NOW. 

Get.... where exactly? New Zealand?

The National Socialist fortress I have built in Kentucky.

What makes a fortress "national socialist"? Tacky tapestries of Reagan on a velociraptor fighting Al Qaeda with a giant bald eagle?

[CountDeMoney]

What makes a fortress "national socialist"? Tacky tapestries of Reagan on a velociraptor fighting Al Qaeda with a giant bald eagle?

And see, therein lies the rub: do we use the traditional woodland camouflage which speaks to pure Americana and harkens back to a simpler, whiter time of deer hunting and survivalist prepping with Dad and Uncle Skeeter;  or do we go with the late-war Waffen-SS camouflage that clashes with everything, yet stands up and says, "I taken my freedom and the banking cabal seriously!"

[Hamilcar]

What makes a fortress "national socialist"? Tacky tapestries of Reagan on a velociraptor fighting Al Qaeda with a giant bald eagle?

And see, therein lies the rub: do we use the traditional woodland camouflage which speaks to pure Americana and harkens back to a simpler, whiter time of deer hunting and survivalist prepping with Dad and Uncle Skeeter;  or do we go with the late-war Waffen-SS camouflage that clashes with everything, yet stands up and says, "I taken my freedom and the banking cabal seriously!"

I am now picturing Ed as John Goodman in 10 Cloverfield Lane.

[CountDeMoney]

I am now picturing Ed as John Goodman in 10 Cloverfield Lane.

That's completely off the mark.  He's not that heavy.

[lustindarkness]

I am now picturing Ed as John Goodman in 10 Cloverfield Lane.

That's completely off the mark.  He's not that heavy.

You mean John Goodman is not that heavy right?

[CountDeMoney]

I'd ask Ed if he was going to take that laying down, but he probably is laying down right now.

[Hamilcar]

I'd ask Ed if he was going to take that laying down, but he probably is laying down right now.

I shouldn't laugh, but.... 

[Josquius]

Nuoc Nam?

Could be that. The Vietnamese food involved pouring a pot of it over the food.
Never saw it in a dish in Cambodia but might have already been in there.

[PDH]

Garum makes food better.

[Tonitrus]

My conspiracy survivalist friend has completely shit the bed over that website saying the US went to DefCon 3. Fucker keeps texting me to GET OUT NOW. 

Get.... where exactly? New Zealand?

The National Socialist fortress I have built in Kentucky.

What makes a fortress "national socialist"? Tacky tapestries of Reagan on a velociraptor fighting Al Qaeda with a giant bald eagle?

Diagram of the interior:

[CountDeMoney]