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celedhring

#58335
October 10, 2016, 05:20:17 AM
Let's hope terrorists don't think about attacking Spain past 1.30 PM.

Syt

#58336
October 10, 2016, 05:23:49 AM
Reminds me of the Asterix comic where Caesar's winning strategy to conquer Britain is to attack during tea time and on weekends. :D
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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Duque de Bragança

#58337
October 10, 2016, 05:33:41 AM
Quote from: Tyr on October 09, 2016, 04:05:30 AM
Ah false friends.
Apparently flippant means creepy in french :blink:

Another one for you:

rampant in French means slow, crawling.

Lots of good ones between Castilian and Portuguese too.

Ed Anger

#58338
October 10, 2016, 07:49:51 PM
Please enjoy my new avatar.
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11B4V

#58339
October 10, 2016, 08:04:20 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 10, 2016, 07:49:51 PM
Please enjoy my new avatar.

Best look for her.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Ed Anger

#58340
October 10, 2016, 08:07:05 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on October 10, 2016, 08:04:20 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 10, 2016, 07:49:51 PM
Please enjoy my new avatar.

Best look for her.

I'd let her see my papers.
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CountDeMoney

#58341
October 10, 2016, 08:48:10 PM
A female pop artist  Twice as useless.

Ed Anger

#58342
October 10, 2016, 08:56:24 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 10, 2016, 08:48:10 PM
A female pop artist  Twice as useless.

Ms Swift has been slandered! Claw his eyes out!

*faints*
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11B4V

#58343
October 10, 2016, 09:13:03 PM
A relaxing paid holiday. White Conquerors Day.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Ed Anger

#58344
October 10, 2016, 09:19:48 PM
Bored. Extremely bored. Mucho bored.
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Razgovory

#58345
October 10, 2016, 09:29:23 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 08, 2016, 01:03:51 AM
Quote from: HVC on October 07, 2016, 08:05:28 PM
Never stick your dick in crazy.

Never marry crazy.  Definitely stick your dick in crazy.

Thanks, but keep your dick away from me.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ed Anger

#58346
October 10, 2016, 09:29:25 PM
Part of me wants to slam pumpkin pie down my gullet. The other part knows I'll throw it up half an hour later.  :(
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Razgovory

#58347
October 10, 2016, 09:31:15 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 07, 2016, 08:53:34 PM
Nuns.



Having gone to Catholic school for a while that strikes me as one of the most repulsive ideas imaginable.  It's like being sexually attracted to pugs.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ed Anger

#58348
October 10, 2016, 09:33:54 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 10, 2016, 09:31:15 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 07, 2016, 08:53:34 PM
Nuns.



Having gone to Catholic school for a while that strikes me as one of the most repulsive ideas imaginable.  It's like being sexually attracted to pugs.

Somebody never got their girlfriend a nun outfit for some role play.
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Razgovory

#58349
October 10, 2016, 09:35:50 PM
Someone knew actual nuns.  Aggressively ugly.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017
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