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Admiral Yi

#58320
October 07, 2016, 07:53:03 PM
Quote from: mongers on October 07, 2016, 07:50:19 PM
The other day I sort of agreed to do someone a favour, but it involves a woman, whom I now think I'd rather not see again, so how do I get out of it?    :hmm:

Fake your own death.

lustindarkness

#58321
October 07, 2016, 07:55:18 PM
Risk Astley had an AMA on Reddit, cool guy, and the thread is pretty awesome, so many Rickrolls.
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

11B4V

#58322
October 07, 2016, 07:55:26 PM
Quote from: mongers on October 07, 2016, 07:50:19 PM
The other day I sort of agreed to do someone a favour, but it involves a woman, whom I now think I'd rather not see again, so how do I get out of it?    :hmm:

Don't be a puss.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Eddie Teach

#58323
October 07, 2016, 07:58:38 PM
Was it Swallow?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

CountDeMoney

#58324
October 07, 2016, 08:01:05 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on October 07, 2016, 07:55:26 PM
Quote from: mongers on October 07, 2016, 07:50:19 PM
The other day I sort of agreed to do someone a favour, but it involves a woman, whom I now think I'd rather not see again, so how do I get out of it?    :hmm:

Don't be a puss.

Yeah. Man the fuck up, go out and have a nice time.

HVC

#58325
October 07, 2016, 08:05:28 PM
Quote from: mongers on October 07, 2016, 07:50:19 PM
The other day I sort of agreed to do someone a favour, but it involves a woman, whom I now think I'd rather not see again, so how do I get out of it?    :hmm:

Never stick your dick in crazy.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Ed Anger

#58326
October 07, 2016, 08:53:34 PM
Nuns.

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Admiral Yi

#58327
October 08, 2016, 01:03:51 AM
Quote from: HVC on October 07, 2016, 08:05:28 PM
Never stick your dick in crazy.

Never marry crazy.  Definitely stick your dick in crazy.

derspiess

#58328
October 08, 2016, 01:45:22 AM
Seconded.  But keep your wits about you and GTFO as soon as you can.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

HVC

#58329
October 08, 2016, 01:55:36 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 08, 2016, 01:03:51 AM
Quote from: HVC on October 07, 2016, 08:05:28 PM
Never stick your dick in crazy.

Never marry crazy.  Definitely stick your dick in crazy.

It's a young mans game. Mothers is too old for that shit :lol:
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

garbon

#58330
October 08, 2016, 02:29:25 AM
Quote from: HVC on October 08, 2016, 01:55:36 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 08, 2016, 01:03:51 AM
Quote from: HVC on October 07, 2016, 08:05:28 PM
Never stick your dick in crazy.

Never marry crazy.  Definitely stick your dick in crazy.

It's a young mans game. Mothers is too old for that shit :lol:

:hmm: :P
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

HVC

#58331
October 08, 2016, 02:39:44 AM
Quote from: garbon on October 08, 2016, 02:29:25 AM
Quote from: HVC on October 08, 2016, 01:55:36 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 08, 2016, 01:03:51 AM
Quote from: HVC on October 07, 2016, 08:05:28 PM
Never stick your dick in crazy.

Never marry crazy.  Definitely stick your dick in crazy.

It's a young mans game. Mothers is too old for that shit :lol:

:hmm: :P

:D Phone doesn't like his name <_<
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Josquius

#58332
October 09, 2016, 04:05:30 AM
Ah false friends.
Apparently flippant means creepy in french :blink:
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Liep

#58333
October 09, 2016, 04:47:07 AM
A former director of the police intelligence agency here published a book about his years in charge. It contains this little gem that's about a failed terrorist attack in Copenhagen in 2010 where a Belgian guy blew himself up in a toilet at his hotel on a friday:

"We tried to contact the Belgian intelligence agency but they had gone home for the weekend, there was simply no way to reach them."
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Archy

#58334
October 10, 2016, 05:18:28 AM
Quote from: Liep on October 09, 2016, 04:47:07 AM
A former director of the police intelligence agency here published a book about his years in charge. It contains this little gem that's about a failed terrorist attack in Copenhagen in 2010 where a Belgian guy blew himself up in a toilet at his hotel on a friday:

"We tried to contact the Belgian intelligence agency but they had gone home for the weekend, there was simply no way to reach them."
A govt service not working over the weekend over here. I'm shocked I tell you, shocked!  :lol:
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