The Off Topic Topic

[Josquius]

'Tis the reason for the ott.

[garbon]

No, not really. Most people can post in here without sounding mental.

[jimmy olsen]

My problem is my puny 400mb data cap. PokeGO is destroying it. I can't roam around.

What 3rd world wasteland do you live in?

Canada, where Data caps rule the land.

We only have 3 national companies.

Just like here, but data caps in the several GBs range is the norm. Seriously, 400 MB is horrendous.

No kidding, 1.5GB is the lowest they sell here I think.

[Savonarola]

That girl who has daemonic parentage and uses sinister black magic? Why the hell is she a goth? Surely, being a teenager, she should be some bright and colourful character, trying to be someone else.

You might be on to something there...

Scene:  A ruined castle on the edge of the woods.  Lady Ariadne Bloodelf is thumbing through "Better Homes and Dungeons."  Her daughter, Ravenna, walks in.

Lady Ariadne:  Dear, what have you done to your hair?
Ravenna:  Do you like it?
Lady Ariadne:  You dyed it blonde?
Ravenna:  Platinum blonde
Lady Ariadne:  It's not even disheveled, why couldn't you have dyed it something normal, like midnight blue?
Ravenna:  Moth-err
Lady Ariadne:  And is that pink nail-polish?
Ravenna:  With glitter
Lady Ariadne:  Ravenna...
Ravenna:  Quit calling me that, my name is Gloriana
Lady Ariadne:  What happened to you?  You used to be our little witch; you used to dress all in black and sacrifice chickens to demons all the time.  Now you hardly even practice your black magic.
Ravenna:  I've rejected you and dad's evil ways.  From now on I'm going to be an enchantress.
Lady Ariadne:  Don't use that word in this house young lady.
Ravenna:  It's my life and I'll do the things I want to, and I'll talk the way I want to.

Meanwhile in a hacienda across town

El Dragon Negro:  Hijo, you can't date a witch, we're champions of justice
El Hijo del Dragon Negro:  She's not like that dad; you can't hold her padres against her.

[The Larch]

Meanwhile in a hacienda across town

El Dragon Negro:  Hijo, you can't date a witch, we're champions of justice
El Hijo del Dragon Negro:  She's not like that dad; you can't hold her padres against her.

That sounds like a Lucha Libre household. 

[Josquius]

[Oexmelin]

You might be on to something there...

French comicbook artist Boulet had something similar:

http://english.bouletcorp.com/2009/05/08/why-the-bad-guys/

[Razgovory]

Well I'll be damned, I can read French!

[lustindarkness]

Another reason to not like hipsters: I was not able to grow a proper beard (more than a couple of months growth) the last 23+ years, and now that I can, it is hip to have a beard. 

[The Brain]

I hear you. Myself I can finally be square.

[lustindarkness]

Another reason to not like hipsters: I was not able to grow a proper beard (more than a couple of months growth) the last 23+ years, and now that I can, it is hip to have a beard. 

But 23 years ago, there was no r/beards

Damn, some of these guys worry about their beards, this is hilarious.

[Josquius]

The one night I don't get bogged down in games and start being productive...the buggers downstairs decide to play their annoying vibrating bass shit.

[The Brain]

WTF is wrong with Spotify? They have Goatsodomizer, Goat Semen, Goatpenis... but they don't have Shit Goat??!?

[Josquius]

Wow. This sounds too good to be true. 200k for an entire fort.

http://www.homegate.ch/homegate-war/mieten/105823244;jsessionid=tB1-QQ-en2okDiEyi5ABoOfV.hom-la03?oa=false&a=s037

[Sheilbh]

Spent an ungodly amount of time this evening looking at holiday cottages in Scotland and soft furnishings.

I'm a young man for God's sake!