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Sophie Scholl

#5700
February 22, 2010, 04:31:27 PM
"Latest Member:  rocket"  :o
"Everything that brought you here -- all the things that made you a prisoner of past sins -- they are gone. Forever and for good. So let the past go... and live."

"Somebody, after all, had to make a start. What we wrote and said is also believed by many others. They just don't dare express themselves as we did."

Savonarola

#5701
February 23, 2010, 09:36:42 AM
From The 1001 Nights; a sex scene that seems to have been written by our own Ed Anger:

QuoteThen he took her to his embrace and pointing the engine that batters down the fortalice of virginity, stormed the citadel and found her an unpierced pearl and a filly that none but he had ridden. So he took her maidenhead and enjoyed her dower of youth; nor did he stint to return to the assault till he had furnished fifteen courses, and she conceived by him.

:perv:
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Ed Anger

#5702
February 23, 2010, 10:22:16 AM
My prose is eternal.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Josquius

#5703
February 23, 2010, 10:29:44 AM
Usch, lying in bed with a stomach ache here pretty unable to do much. I had to dismantle my awesome computer setup to get my laptop to me.
Its the first time I've had such a thing wrong with me since I was a kid, really odd.
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Grey Fox

#5704
February 23, 2010, 10:33:00 AM
Still home. Looks like I'm not going to work today. Carpenter is currently rebuilding the back door. One hell of a job, glad I'm not paying for it.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Syt

#5705
February 23, 2010, 11:57:43 AM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

katmai

#5706
February 23, 2010, 12:05:31 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on February 23, 2010, 10:33:00 AM
Still home. Looks like I'm not going to work today. Carpenter is currently rebuilding the back door.

:huh:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

HVC

#5707
February 23, 2010, 12:56:43 PM
Quote from: katmai on February 23, 2010, 12:05:31 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on February 23, 2010, 10:33:00 AM
Still home. Looks like I'm not going to work today. Carpenter is currently rebuilding the back door.

:huh:

Game of truth or dare with the carpenter gone too far.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Grey Fox

#5708
February 23, 2010, 01:55:38 PM
Quote from: katmai on February 23, 2010, 12:05:31 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on February 23, 2010, 10:33:00 AM
Still home. Looks like I'm not going to work today. Carpenter is currently rebuilding the back door.

:huh:

Door at the back of my apartment was broken (well not the door per se, just whats around it). Carpenter had to rebuild it.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

katmai

#5709
February 23, 2010, 01:56:37 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on February 23, 2010, 01:55:38 PM
Quote from: katmai on February 23, 2010, 12:05:31 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on February 23, 2010, 10:33:00 AM
Still home. Looks like I'm not going to work today. Carpenter is currently rebuilding the back door.

:huh:

Door at the back of my apartment was broken (well not the door per se, just whats around it). Carpenter had to rebuild it.

Yes but why did that stop you from going to work?
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Grey Fox

#5710
February 23, 2010, 02:05:05 PM
Someone had to be here to make sure they do a proper job.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Zanza

#5711
February 24, 2010, 05:26:48 AM
How the mighty have fallen: Microsoft of all companies has filed an anti-trust complaint against Google with the EU commission.

citizen k

#5712
February 24, 2010, 05:50:03 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on February 23, 2010, 02:05:05 PM
Someone had to be here to make sure they do a proper job.

Ah, the French work ethic.  :frog:

Josquius

#5713
February 24, 2010, 07:18:30 AM
I've just tried Blodpudding for the first time.
Its surprisingly OK, the idea of sweet black pudding was just nasty but...yeah, it works, though it feels more like a odd cake than blood pudding.
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Grey Fox

#5714
February 24, 2010, 07:30:37 AM
Quote from: citizen k on February 24, 2010, 05:50:03 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on February 23, 2010, 02:05:05 PM
Someone had to be here to make sure they do a proper job.

Ah, the French work ethic.  :frog:

Can't trust Construction workers.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.
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