The Off Topic Topic

[Grey Fox]

So turns out that Maruchan Hot and Spicy Shrimp Ramen, which I was successfully saving like six bucks a day on food with, has chicken broth in it.

And none of you care because none of you are my friends.

Also pretty close to cold turkey on the nicotine, which may or may not explain the above comment.

Go back to the reese's cups.

[derspiess]

I was a legacy. At Robot House.

Whenever a fire alarm is pulled, it's Robot House. Whenever the campus liquor store is looted, Robot House. Whenever a human corpse is desecrated...

[Barrister]

You expect to get actual shrimp for 30 cents a serving?

HVC has it right.  The shrimp are real (you can see their gross back vein and everything) but I expected/hoped/didn't know that they put boiled bird bones in it, which I don't eat.  And I've eaten like fifty of them in the past few weeks, so I'm almost as upset at myself because I have been eating them as I am at society in general that I find it difficult to find food for cheap vegetarians.  Well, other than actual vegetables, I guess.

That right there is why we make fun of your vegetarianism.

[Grey Fox]

He's like my friends that's a vegan because it used to get him laid so much.

He's just doing it for the cool factors.

Altho, I am amazed that Ide has so much time on his hands to come up with a rationalization for his stupid eating habits.

[CountDeMoney]

Altho, I am amazed that Ide has so much time on his hands to come up with a rationalization for his stupid eating habits.

Inconsistent employment provides one the opportunity to do that.  You should consider yourself lucky you don't have that problem.  But you don't, because you're a cunt.

[11B4V]

The mayor of a small town in Lower Austria had to step down. In a council meeting he went on record, saying, "The fucking asylum seekers are really getting on my balls, but it's the press guys' faults. They should all hang, they're like the Jews."  ("Mir gehn die scheiß Asylanten sowieso am Oarsch, aber Schuld sind die Pressefritzen. Die gehörn aufgehängt, de san wia de Juden.")

Not a career enhancer to be sure.

[11B4V]

Altho, I am amazed that Ide has so much time on his hands to come up with a rationalization for his stupid eating habits.

Inconsistent employment provides one the opportunity to do that.  You should consider yourself lucky you don't have that problem.  But you don't, because you're a cunt.

wrong side of the bed this morning.

[derspiess]

The mayor of a small town in Lower Austria had to step down. In a council meeting he went on record, saying, "The fucking asylum seekers are really getting on my balls, but it's the press guys' faults. They should all hang, they're like the Jews."  ("Mir gehn die scheiß Asylanten sowieso am Oarsch, aber Schuld sind die Pressefritzen. Die gehörn aufgehängt, de san wia de Juden.")

Not a career enhancer to be sure.

Dunno-- worked for Jorg Haider.

[Grey Fox]

Altho, I am amazed that Ide has so much time on his hands to come up with a rationalization for his stupid eating habits.

Inconsistent employment provides one the opportunity to do that.  You should consider yourself lucky you don't have that problem.  But you don't, because you're a cunt.

My girlfriend is the one with the nice job. I just slave away, here.

and Quebec's etat-providence. It's worth something, you know.

[Jacob]

My diet has been ordered around rationality and a review of scientific literature.

There is new research that plausibly suggests that shrimp feel pain much like chordates though.  Which is a fucking bummer, because that just leaves me with scallops, clams, and the rare snail.

Spiders and ants and other insects should be okay. Possibly grasshoppers. Maybe sea urchins.

[Eddie Teach]

Or you could accept the natural order of things and dine on cow and pig.

[The Brain]

Hygiene be damned.

[Jacob]

Or you could accept the natural order of things and dine on cow and pig.

Isn't that awkward if the animal moves while you're trying to eat?

[Eddie Teach]

A problem easily solved by killing the animal first. 

[mongers]

A problem easily solved by killing the animal first. 

Dead animals as furniture, I can see hipster getting into that.