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Started by Korea, March 10, 2009, 06:24:26 AM

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Admiral Yi

Breaking news: unarmed black dude shot by sheriff's deputies in his driveway. 

Didn't catch where, but based on accents I'd guess somewhere in the Piedmont.

Iormlund

Sheriff deputies shot a black dude in Italy?

garbon

And by breaking news, Yi means Monday. :P
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: garbon on July 31, 2013, 05:57:10 PM
And by breaking news, Yi means Monday. :P

Meh, any day is Kill An Unarmed Black Man Day.

lustindarkness

He shot the sheriff,  but not the deputy.
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Phillip V

Quote from: Valmy on July 31, 2013, 10:27:05 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 30, 2013, 06:02:43 PM
Women be uptight.

Yeah approaching them was no fun.  Some of them would respond with weird paranoia and/or hostility when I was just being polite.

Predators target women and children who are not paranoid and/or hostile.

Valmy

Quote from: Phillip V on July 31, 2013, 08:40:23 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 31, 2013, 10:27:05 AM
Quote from: garbon on July 30, 2013, 06:02:43 PM
Women be uptight.

Yeah approaching them was no fun.  Some of them would respond with weird paranoia and/or hostility when I was just being polite.

Predators target women and children who are not paranoid and/or hostile.

THen I guess I was fortunate to get out of childhood not raped.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Valmy

Anyway I thought Languish would appreciate this:

Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

garbon

I'm lucky that I was born hostile.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

Quote from: Valmy on July 31, 2013, 10:18:13 PM
Anyway I thought Languish would appreciate this:

As long as New York in that just means part of Manhattan. In the village, we want you to stay away as you might get lost without the grid. :D
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

DGuller

A large part of Brooklyn follows a grid pattern as well.

garbon

#29487
But less useful given the multitude of named cross streets.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

DGuller

Quote from: garbon on July 31, 2013, 11:01:33 PM
But less useful given the multitude of named cross streets.
If you live there long enough, you know that Ocean Avenue is East 20th Street, Bedford Avenue is East 25th Street, Nostrand Avenue is East 30th Street, etc.

garbon

Quote from: DGuller on July 31, 2013, 11:05:17 PM
Quote from: garbon on July 31, 2013, 11:01:33 PM
But less useful given the multitude of named cross streets.
If you live there long enough

:x
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.