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[Phillip V]

Dog shaved to look like lion sparks several 911 calls

http://hamptonroads.com/2013/01/dog-shaved-look-lion-generates-911-call-norfolk

[Eddie Teach]

 

[Tamas]

Man, I stepped in a pothole today carrying cat food out from the vet's office.  Twisted my ankle something fierce.  It's all swollen up now.

go see a doctor, it needs to be fixed.

It can take a LONG time to heal. I had this happen twice to my left ankle (only the second time was I seriously drunk), and it hasn't been the same ever since, never will I guess.

[CountDeMoney]

Dog shaved to look like lion sparks several 911 calls

You see the look on that dog's face?  Does he look like he enjoys being a lion?  LION = CAT
That's worse than drag, man.

[Eddie Teach]

Dog shaved to look like lion sparks several 911 calls

You see the look on that dog's face?  Does he look like he enjoys being a lion?  LION = CAT
That's worse than drag, man.

Better a lion than a poodle.

[CountDeMoney]

Yeah, because that's different or something.  NO I NEED HIS TAIL FLUFFIER DAMMIT

[CountDeMoney]

Well, poodle or lion, either way he'll be a hood ornament if he's going to keep running loose.

[Zanza]

The average German eats 4 cows, 4 sheep, 12 geese, 37 ducks, 46 pigs, 46 turkeys and 945 chickens in his or her life...

[mongers]

The average German eats 4 cows, 4 sheep, 12 geese, 37 ducks, 46 pigs, 46 turkeys and 945 chickens in his or her life...

You missed off the .05 human.

[Grey Fox]

That's alot of ducks.

[CountDeMoney]

Holy Hühner!

[Habbaku]

I would think that's a pretty low amount of chickens, actually.

[CountDeMoney]

I would think that's a pretty low amount of chickens, actually.

For an American, I suppose it would be.   And we probably eat way more turkey and beef than they do as well, and you can forget about all the ducks and geese.
Shit, I think I've had duck to count on one hand in my entire life.  Don't think I've ever had a goose.  Or a gander, for that matter.

And what about rabbit?  I thought rabbit was big in Germany.

[jimmy olsen]

I never had duck before going to Korea, it's fucking awesome.

[jimmy olsen]