A drunken man puts himself in an immediate disadvantage by bringing a gun...

Started by Octavian, June 23, 2009, 02:20:34 PM

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Octavian

June 23, 2009, 02:20:34 PM
to a dog fight

QuoteBERLIN (Reuters) - A dog in Germany shot by a drunken man with a gun took swift revenge by biting off the end of the man's nose, authorities said on Monday.

Police said the armed man was snooping at night in the yard of a house in Stadtlauringen in northern Bavaria when he shot the Bernese mountain dog from point-blank range.

Before collapsing, the dog leapt at the 39-year-old man and bit off the end of his nose, a local police spokesman said.

Bleeding profusely, the man called police and was taken for treatment in a nearby hospital. His motives for being in the yard were unclear, police said.

Doctors removed a bullet from the dog's shoulder and discharged it from a clinic after an operation lasting several hours.

(Reporting by Dave Graham; editing by Michael Roddy)

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE55L3ZF20090622

LOL!

Dogs  :wub:

The dog would definitely win over this man in a smelling contest!
If you let someone handcuff you, and put a rope around your neck, don't act all surprised if they hang you!

- Eyal Yanilov.

Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely - lay your life before him.

- Bruce Lee

grumbler

#1
June 23, 2009, 10:13:14 PM
My dog has no nose.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

garbon

#2
June 23, 2009, 10:19:28 PM
I've no dog in this fight.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

sbr

#3
June 23, 2009, 10:49:02 PM
Waiting for the inevitable lawsuit against the owners of the dog; why did they have such a dangerous animal where a prowler could be in danger!!
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