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Started by Syt, July 20, 2015, 10:02:38 AM

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Razgovory

#30
July 21, 2015, 08:05:28 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 20, 2015, 08:08:18 PM
Lettow does have a point.  Executing farm animals and mutilating their corpses is okay, but having sexual relations with them is not?  If a bear came up to you in the woods, and gave you the option of either being eaten by him or being molested by him in a way that wouldn't permanently injure you, what would you choose?

Help me out here, how exactly is the bear giving me these options?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Tonitrus

#31
July 21, 2015, 08:12:59 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 21, 2015, 08:05:28 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 20, 2015, 08:08:18 PM
Lettow does have a point.  Executing farm animals and mutilating their corpses is okay, but having sexual relations with them is not?  If a bear came up to you in the woods, and gave you the option of either being eaten by him or being molested by him in a way that wouldn't permanently injure you, what would you choose?

Help me out here, how exactly is the bear giving me these options?

I knew the picnic basket was a euphemism.

DGuller

#32
July 21, 2015, 08:28:17 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 21, 2015, 08:05:28 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 20, 2015, 08:08:18 PM
Lettow does have a point.  Executing farm animals and mutilating their corpses is okay, but having sexual relations with them is not?  If a bear came up to you in the woods, and gave you the option of either being eaten by him or being molested by him in a way that wouldn't permanently injure you, what would you choose?

Help me out here, how exactly is the bear giving me these options?
In a very calm, methodical, matter-of-fact way, which ironically instills even more terror in you.

katmai

#33
July 21, 2015, 08:36:33 PM
Quote from: derspiess on July 21, 2015, 04:29:31 PM
So it's still okay to pick on the Welsh?  Asking for a friend.


Is this why Meri wants to go to Wales?
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

The Brain

#34
July 22, 2015, 12:43:04 AM
Quote from: DGuller on July 21, 2015, 08:28:17 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 21, 2015, 08:05:28 PM
Quote from: DGuller on July 20, 2015, 08:08:18 PM
Lettow does have a point.  Executing farm animals and mutilating their corpses is okay, but having sexual relations with them is not?  If a bear came up to you in the woods, and gave you the option of either being eaten by him or being molested by him in a way that wouldn't permanently injure you, what would you choose?

Help me out here, how exactly is the bear giving me these options?
In a very calm, methodical, matter-of-fact way, which ironically instills even more terror in you.

^_^
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Josquius

#35
July 22, 2015, 08:46:27 AM
Is there any proof this is true?
I can't find it on a regular news site
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Malthus

#36
July 22, 2015, 08:48:37 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 22, 2015, 08:46:27 AM
Is there any proof this is true?
I can't find it on a regular news site

I dunno, but this movie is comming out soon:

http://shaunthesheep.com/movie

Coincidence?  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Josquius

#37
July 22, 2015, 08:51:29 AM
Quote from: Malthus on July 22, 2015, 08:48:37 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 22, 2015, 08:46:27 AM
Is there any proof this is true?
I can't find it on a regular news site

I dunno, but this movie is comming out soon:

http://shaunthesheep.com/movie

Coincidence?  :D
Probably.
Though it would be fantastic if not.
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Malthus

#38
July 22, 2015, 09:54:49 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 22, 2015, 08:51:29 AM
Quote from: Malthus on July 22, 2015, 08:48:37 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 22, 2015, 08:46:27 AM
Is there any proof this is true?
I can't find it on a regular news site

I dunno, but this movie is comming out soon:

http://shaunthesheep.com/movie

Coincidence?  :D
Probably.
Though it would be fantastic if not.

That would be some baaaad viral marketing. 
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

crazy canuck

#39
July 22, 2015, 05:57:54 PM
Quote from: Malthus on July 22, 2015, 09:54:49 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 22, 2015, 08:51:29 AM
Quote from: Malthus on July 22, 2015, 08:48:37 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 22, 2015, 08:46:27 AM
Is there any proof this is true?
I can't find it on a regular news site

I dunno, but this movie is comming out soon:

http://shaunthesheep.com/movie

Coincidence?  :D
Probably.
Though it would be fantastic if not.

That would be some baaaad viral marketing.

They tried to contact the director for a comment but he is on the lamb.
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