Valentine's Day Massacres

[Barrister]

So, Mrs B and I have a series of dance lessons on Sunday night.  In order to try and avoid getting two babysitters, we decided to go out for St Valentine's dinner on Sunday night before dance lessons.

However, the regular babysitter cancelled on us the day before, and the other babysitter wasn't available.  So we scrambled and got my gay nephew to come over (and he brought a female friend), but because he isn't used to this we cancelled dinner so all he had to do was put them to bed - we had them all fed, jammies on, teeth brushed.

So the sum total we did for St. Valentine's day is nothing.

Surely there must be a ton of laid off oil workers who could handle the job.

A: you try finding one on 24 hours notice who you can trust well enough to leave your kids with; and
B: I very much doubt a roughneck's ability to look after kids

[CountDeMoney]

B: I very much doubt a roughneck's ability to look after kids

That's rather presumptive, you presumptive bastard.

[Admiral Yi]

A: you try finding one on 24 hours notice who you can trust well enough to leave your kids with; and
B: I very much doubt a roughneck's ability to look after kids

I was joshing dude.

[Barrister]

B: I very much doubt a roughneck's ability to look after kids

That's rather presumptive, you presumptive bastard.

A bunch of my inlaws work in the oil patch.  It's is presumptive, but one well based in fact.

[Barrister]

A: you try finding one on 24 hours notice who you can trust well enough to leave your kids with; and
B: I very much doubt a roughneck's ability to look after kids

I was joshing dude.

I know.

[Valmy]

Clearly the Russians have different Valentine's Day traditions than the rest of us.

Maybe their culture has something to offer after all?

Going back to CdM's search statistics, notice that "teen" is #1 and not included in the categories that increased.

The Russians have sex with three teens every Valentine's day?