The Shaving Poll, Part 2: Manscaping

[Caliga]

I will never, ever run for elected office.  If I rule, it will only be at the head of a conquering army sitting upon a throne of the bones of my enemies.

[Martinus]

I will never, ever run for elected office.  If I rule, it will only be at the head of a conquering army sitting upon a throne of the bones of my enemies.

Same. If you can't have a gay dating website profile saying you are in an open relationship and are into light BDSM without the media reporting on it, nothing is sacred.

[Caliga]

Once I become Emperor of the Universe, you can be my Antinous, ok Mart?  I'll probably assign light lawyering duties to you also.

[Malthus]

I will never, ever run for elected office.  If I rule, it will only be at the head of a conquering army sitting upon a throne of the bones of my enemies.

Now that should go on your campaign literature.

At least, the second sentence. 

Hell, *I'd* vote for you, if you did.  Even if your personal equipment is a trifle ... simian. 

[Eddie Teach]

Just for the record:

I don't regard this thread as Languish's finest moment.   

I don't see it as any worse than half of the threads you start. 

So you admit that this is worse than half of Mongers' threads?

[Caliga]

Yeah, that's probably about right.