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Started by Queequeg, January 11, 2015, 08:05:00 PM

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Queequeg

January 11, 2015, 08:05:00 PM
Saw this on twitter, inspired the topic and though it was too great not to share.

Quote from: PDH on April 25, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
"Dysthymia?  Did they get some student from the University of Chicago with a hard-on for ancient Bactrian cities to name this?  I feel cheated."

Eddie Teach

#1
January 11, 2015, 08:36:33 PM
I have some great stories about laziness, but I'll be damned if I'm going to type them up here. :yawn:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

#2
January 11, 2015, 08:37:02 PM
Well we know that at least one person who served Grumbler is still alive.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Monoriu

#3
January 11, 2015, 08:41:00 PM
I laughed for half a minute over this.  Thanks  :)

Siege

#4
January 13, 2015, 02:14:29 PM
Amazing story


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Razgovory

#6
January 13, 2015, 03:19:01 PM
I once spent 10 years doing nothing.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

11B4V

#7
January 13, 2015, 03:20:27 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 13, 2015, 03:19:01 PM
I once spent 10 years doing nothing.

Once spent?  :huh:  :P
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Razgovory

#8
January 13, 2015, 03:57:05 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on January 13, 2015, 03:20:27 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 13, 2015, 03:19:01 PM
I once spent 10 years doing nothing.

Once spent?  :huh: :P

It'll be another 7 years before I can say spent another 10 years doing nothing.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

11B4V

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January 13, 2015, 04:02:01 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 13, 2015, 03:57:05 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on January 13, 2015, 03:20:27 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 13, 2015, 03:19:01 PM
I once spent 10 years doing nothing.

Once spent?  :huh: :P

It'll be another 7 years before I can say spent another 10 years doing nothing.
:lol:
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

garbon

#10
January 13, 2015, 06:10:41 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 13, 2015, 03:57:05 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on January 13, 2015, 03:20:27 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on January 13, 2015, 03:19:01 PM
I once spent 10 years doing nothing.

Once spent?  :huh: :P

It'll be another 7 years before I can say spent another 10 years doing nothing.

:thumbsup:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

viper37

#11
January 15, 2015, 10:53:32 AM
Quote from: Queequeg on January 11, 2015, 08:05:00 PM
Saw this on twitter, inspired the topic and though it was too great not to share.


it's either old or a myth, because i've seen this before a few times.
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

celedhring

#12
January 15, 2015, 11:21:46 AM
Yeah, I have seen this story a few times floating the internet.

Myself, I'm too lazy to come up with something really lazy to not do. Too much work.

mongers

#13
January 15, 2015, 12:39:43 PM
Meh, it's taken me 3 1/2 days to post in this thread, since first reading it.  :showoff:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

The Brain

#14
January 15, 2015, 12:59:19 PM
God resting day 7 - ???
Women want me. Men want to be with me.
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