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Assasination attempt on Jimmy Carter??

Started by MadImmortalMan, June 16, 2009, 02:14:00 PM

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Alcibiades

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Malthus

Quote from: Martinus on June 16, 2009, 04:29:24 PM
Quote from: Malthus on June 16, 2009, 02:22:41 PM
What did they intend to use - one of those gigantic Korean rabbits?  :P

Beware Palestinians bearing gifts? :D

Heh - the reference is to this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter_rabbit_incident

It is totally unfair I know, but Carter never really lived down being "attacked by a killer rabbit".

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CountDeMoney

All great visionaries are mocked.

One day, I will have to post my senior thesis from my PoliSci seminar, Jimmy Carter, Cold Warrior.
Hell, it convinced the professor.

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The Minsky Moment

Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 16, 2009, 05:32:28 PM
All great visionaries are mocked.

One day, I will have to post my senior thesis from my PoliSci seminar, Jimmy Carter, Cold Warrior.
Hell, it convinced the professor.

Contrary to CW, he was probably a better President than ex-President.

Sometime after he left office, space aliens took over the Jimmy Carter who appointed Zbig and nominated Scoop Jackson in 72, and replaced him with this facsimile that spouts nonense.
The purpose of studying economics is not to acquire a set of ready-made answers to economic questions, but to learn how to avoid being deceived by economists.
--Joan Robinson

Admiral Yi

Quote from: The Minsky Moment on June 16, 2009, 07:45:59 PM
Contrary to CW, he was probably a better President than ex-President.

Sometime after he left office, space aliens took over the Jimmy Carter who appointed Zbig and nominated Scoop Jackson in 72, and replaced him with this facsimile that spouts nonense.
He was a great ex-prez up until around the time he lied about the Venezuelan election.  Then he started babbling about New Orleans and Katrina, and now he's hopelessly moonstruck with Hamas.

Jos Theelen

Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 16, 2009, 05:32:28 PM
All great visionaries are mocked.

One day, I will have to post my senior thesis from my PoliSci seminar, Jimmy Carter, Cold Warrior.
Hell, it convinced the professor.

Over 100 years, he will be hailed by our Chinese overlords as the first US president who had good relations with superpower China.

derspiess

Quote from: Jaron on June 16, 2009, 03:10:49 PM
Hating Carter is like hating Mr. Rogers :blink:

I was unaware that Mr. Rogers had been a poor president & then later became a traitor :unsure:
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Valmy

Quote from: derspiess on June 17, 2009, 10:36:28 AM
I was unaware that Mr. Rogers had been a poor president & then later became a traitor :unsure:

I do believe they both won Nobel Peace Prizes though.
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The Minsky Moment

Quote from: derspiess on June 17, 2009, 10:36:28 AM
I was unaware that Mr. Rogers had been a poor president & then later became a traitor :unsure:

That particular season of Neighborhood was poorly promoted; lots of people missed it.
The purpose of studying economics is not to acquire a set of ready-made answers to economic questions, but to learn how to avoid being deceived by economists.
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KRonn

Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 16, 2009, 04:17:27 PM
Quote from: Jaron on June 16, 2009, 03:05:29 PM
And why would Hamas stop an assassination of Carter? I don't believe this story. They'd rather bathe in his blood.
Irony?
Would seem to be that. Pres Carter has been championing the Palestinian cause, and I think that extends to Hamas as well. Go figure.... I wonder if he'll have a change of mind now?