NFL Postseason Megathread: Playoffs in the Post-Orton Era

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jimmy olsen

#735
February 06, 2015, 12:03:39 PM
Whoops

http://www.brobible.com/college/article/patriots-party-at-harvard/

QuoteHave you seen the social network? Doesn't matter, but in it they mention the final club scene at Harvard... its actually pretty damn accurate.

    Last night a bunch of Patriots players came to the [redacted Final Club] at Harvard. Some guy in the club knows some sports agent or his dad is some agent and every once in a while some athletes come by (...a few Bruins were there last weekend). Anyway, some people told me that the Patriots were coming by to party the night after their parade. Texted this girl I'm railing at BU, and she said every girl at her school was talking about it. Anyway, sometime around 2[AM] some Pats showed up. Saw photo evidence of Edelman and my friends in the club said Revis and Amendola showed up later.

    Point is... some chick challenged Amendola to an arm wrestle and he cranked her so hard he LITERALLY broke her arm. I died laughing when I heard and I figured this kind of nonsense must be known on the internets. I don't have proof other than an image this BU girl sent me that I will attach, as well as a snap photo of Edelman in the club. Apparently the players that came (also a few rookies I am told) brought a bunch of girls home, each.

    Fuckin Patriots.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Valmy

#736
February 06, 2015, 12:07:59 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on February 05, 2015, 05:23:49 PM
Its a good thing the movie Draft Day ended before the first game was played.

The Browns getting the better of the Seahawks in anything was more of a fantasy than anything Peter Jackson ever directed.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Valmy

#737
February 06, 2015, 12:08:53 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on February 06, 2015, 12:03:39 PM
Whoops

Texas Tech produces white trash thugs.  News at 11.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

garbon

#738
February 06, 2015, 12:10:20 PM
I think this is the better bit about the Patriots partying.

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Valmy

#739
February 06, 2015, 12:13:15 PM
That is awesome.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

CountDeMoney

#740
February 06, 2015, 12:15:34 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 06, 2015, 12:10:20 PM
I think this is the better bit about the Patriots partying.

:lol: I'm sure Daddy's proud of his little princess.

garbon

#741
February 06, 2015, 12:15:36 PM
As has been noted on the net, it is weird that she is advertising that on Tinder. I bagged a Patriot, so all you dudes out there, you should want to sleep with me too. :D
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

#742
February 06, 2015, 12:16:10 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 06, 2015, 12:15:34 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 06, 2015, 12:10:20 PM
I think this is the better bit about the Patriots partying.

:lol: I'm sure Daddy's proud of his little princess.

I believe she has already apologized / net rose up to give her mad flak and Boston nightclubs declared her banned! :D
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Valmy

#743
February 06, 2015, 12:16:44 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 06, 2015, 12:15:34 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 06, 2015, 12:10:20 PM
I think this is the better bit about the Patriots partying.

:lol: I'm sure Daddy's proud of his little princess.

Well yeah, she just banged a world champion.  High class.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Valmy

#744
February 06, 2015, 12:16:57 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 06, 2015, 12:16:10 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 06, 2015, 12:15:34 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 06, 2015, 12:10:20 PM
I think this is the better bit about the Patriots partying.

:lol: I'm sure Daddy's proud of his little princess.

I believe she has already apologized / net rose up to give her mad flak and Boston nightclubs declared her banned! :D

What?  SLUT SHAMING!
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

garbon

#745
February 06, 2015, 12:20:18 PM
Quote from: Valmy on February 06, 2015, 12:16:57 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 06, 2015, 12:16:10 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 06, 2015, 12:15:34 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 06, 2015, 12:10:20 PM
I think this is the better bit about the Patriots partying.

:lol: I'm sure Daddy's proud of his little princess.

I believe she has already apologized / net rose up to give her mad flak and Boston nightclubs declared her banned! :D

What?  SLUT SHAMING!

Given how drunk he appears in those other photos was he sober enough to consent?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

derspiess

#746
February 06, 2015, 12:24:30 PM
Well then I hope they weren't at some university in California.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

jimmy olsen

#747
February 06, 2015, 12:29:05 PM Last Edit: February 06, 2015, 12:41:14 PM by jimmy olsen
She was just getting on her level ^_^

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
--------------------------------------------
1 Karma Chameleon point

Valmy

#748
February 06, 2015, 12:30:51 PM
Did he fuck her with only three fingers?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

CountDeMoney

#749
February 06, 2015, 12:33:26 PM
Hey derfetus, when you party with the fellas, do they let you at all those white bitches too?
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