NFL Week 16: I saw Commish Goodell kissing Santa Claus, and then lying about it

[CountDeMoney]

Nobody may circle the wagons like the Buffalo Bills, but nobody fails to show up for road games when it matters like the Baltimore Ravens. 

[sbr]

Kenny Albert's sweater has a snowman with a carrot penis.  Bold move.  Strangely enough Fox hasn't cut to the announcer shot since this came up on Twitter.

[MadBurgerMaker]

They need to just go full Air Raid to help Keenum out.

[CountDeMoney]

lol, Keenum's doing just fine.

[Ed Anger]

Kenny Albert's sweater has a snowman with a carrot penis.  Bold move.  Strangely enough Fox hasn't cut to the announcer shot since this came up on Twitter.

I laughed so hard it triggered an asthma attack. THANKS A LOT.

[MadBurgerMaker]

lol, Keenum's doing just fine.

lol?  It's not Keenum.  It's the line.  They need to get the ball out faster and putting him in the shotgun with a bunch of short routes would help (they've been doing that on this current drive, actually).  Foster can run out of any formation.

Also, Flacco could be helpful and keep throwing picks kthx

[CountDeMoney]

lol, Keenum's doing just fine.

lol?  It's not Keenum.  It's the line.  They need to get the ball out faster and putting him in the shotgun with a bunch of short routes would help (they've been doing that on this current drive, actually).  Foster can run out of any formation.

Yeah, your concerns are misplaced.  You knew he was going to get hit anyway but Keenum's playing a great game, considering his bags aren't even unpacked.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Yeah, your concerns are misplaced.  You knew he was going to get hit anyway but Keenum's playing a great game, considering his bags aren't even unpacked.

Tap the brakes on the great game and bags aren't unpacked stuff.  Keenum lives in Houston and played for them in the preseason (plus last year under Kubiak, but that doesn't matter). He's checking down a lot, which I don't mind given the lack of protection, but he's sub 50% for completions and they've only gotten into the endzone once despite excellent field position. 

He's also gotten lit up real bad a couple of times, which I would prefer to avoid. 

[CountDeMoney]

Yeah, your concerns are misplaced.  You knew he was going to get hit anyway but Keenum's playing a great game, considering his bags aren't even unpacked.

Tap the brakes on the great game and bags aren't unpacked stuff.

Lighten up.  The Texans won.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Lighten up.  The Texans won.

I don't want Keenum concussed into oblivion.  The guy has stones, and I'd prefer to have him on the roster next year as well, if at all possible.  Mallett only had a one year deal, Savage got his knee taken out, and Fitz...Fitz played pretty well actually, but they stuck a rod into his tibia or some nasty shit like that.

[MadBurgerMaker]

The Colts receivers seem to have forgotten how to catch over the last week.

[Sophie Scholl]

I have no explanation at all for why Beckham, Jr. was allowed to stay in the game other than the NFL not wanting to lose out on the highlight clips he provides.  Vince McMahon approves of the officiating.

[PDH]

I want a carrot penis sweater.

[Admiral Yi]

I want a carrot penis sweater.

Would you settle for 2 out of 3?

[Sophie Scholl]

I feel for my boy Kyle Orton, but that was worth slipping down a few picks in the draft for Oaktown.