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Started by Eddie Teach, June 14, 2009, 01:24:18 AM

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Which pair is most famous?

Jack & Diane
11 (37.9%)
Sam & Diane
9 (31%)
Barbara & Diane
0 (0%)
______ & Diane
2 (6.9%)
Jaron & Diane
7 (24.1%)

Total Members Voted: 28

Razgovory

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 14, 2009, 08:47:52 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 14, 2009, 07:30:47 PM
I'm confused by this as well.  It might be becaue I never sucked a man's cock.

I'm sure Marty will let you if you ask nicely and bathe.

That's not how I wished to be filled with knowledge.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

sbr

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 14, 2009, 08:47:52 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 14, 2009, 07:30:47 PM
I'm confused by this as well.  It might be becaue I never sucked a man's cock.

I'm sure Marty will let you if you ask nicely and bathe.
Why would he have to bathe before he sucked cock?  I could understand requiring it if he was the suckee, but not so much the sucker.

garbon

Quote from: sbr on June 14, 2009, 11:10:28 PM
Why would he have to bathe before he sucked cock?  I could understand requiring it if he was the suckee, but not so much the sucker.

Most people do not let filthy pigs near their penises.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 14, 2009, 01:21:11 PM
Barbara & Diane- garbon's Senators

I couldn't figure that one out. :weep:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

sbr

Quote from: garbon on June 14, 2009, 11:13:06 PM
Quote from: sbr on June 14, 2009, 11:10:28 PM
Why would he have to bathe before he sucked cock?  I could understand requiring it if he was the suckee, but not so much the sucker.

Most people do not let filthy pigs near their penises.
I can understand not wanting to screw someone who hasn't bathed, but unless they are gargling shampoo I don't see how bathing would affect would affect a blow job; a mouth is a mouth.

garbon

Quote from: sbr on June 14, 2009, 11:27:21 PM
I can understand not wanting to screw someone who hasn't bathed, but unless they are gargling shampoo I don't see how bathing would affect would affect a blow job; a mouth is a mouth.

Umm...no. A person who smells bad or looks filthy could totally be a turn off (or turn on depending on your inclications).
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

sbr

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Quote from: garbon on June 14, 2009, 11:29:08 PM
Quote from: sbr on June 14, 2009, 11:27:21 PM
I can understand not wanting to screw someone who hasn't bathed, but unless they are gargling shampoo I don't see how bathing would affect would affect a blow job; a mouth is a mouth.

Umm...no. A person who smells bad or looks filthy could totally be a turn off (or turn on depending on your inclications).
OK but someone that is that stinky and/or filthy probably has other problems that would preclude them from sucking my cock.  If we are talking about someone who I would consider putting my dick in their mouth, then bathing isn't all that important, especially if I was just going to go home or watch Sportscenter after wards.  If I was going to screw him/her later then I would require bathing, but not just for the blow job.

garbon

Well then obviously you don't fall under most people and you are certainly not invited to tea. :)
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

sbr

Quote from: garbon on June 15, 2009, 12:18:11 AM
Well then obviously you don't fall under most people and you are certainly not invited to tea. :)
I would bathe before I came over for tea.  :cry:

Josquius

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Brazen

Jack. First played to me by a cute Canadian on a school trip to Russia when I was 15. :wub:

I preferred him when he was "Cougar".

PDH

Yeah, when he changed his name to "Mellonhead" he lost the magic.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM