LULZ, Mooselimbs bitch about lack of holidays, so they're all taken away

[Berkut]

And of course the nutbar righties are going off on the whole "assault on Christmas and Christians!" thing again...

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

If impact on operations due to expected high levels of absenteeism is an major factor in determining on what days there will be no school, school in West Virginia should be closed on the first day of deer hunting season.  Seriously, no joke.  I suspect the same is true in other fairly rural areas with a strong culture of hunting.

In the DFW area districts have "Fair Day" on a Monday in mid-October to give kids a chance to go to the State Fair, presumably so their parents won't hold them out on random days during the fair's run.

[Darth Wagtaros]

And of course the nutbar righties are going off on the whole "assault on Christmas and Christians!" thing again...

They ddesperately need government affirmation for their religion.

[derspiess]

Yeah, it was that way at my high school, especially the rasslin' team.  Even the coach took off for the first day of bow season.

Fixed.

[derspiess]

http://www.afa.net/christmaslist

Now I know where and where not to shop

[Siege]

Wait they closed school for Yom Kippur and Rosh Hashanah?  WTF?

Fuck you, Valmy!