Poland in defense shift as security concerns rise

[Ed Anger]

Q: How do you take census in a Polish village?
A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.

[Martinus]

Lolz.

opening....screen door

That's the reason they put it in the street - it kept sinking when put in water.

[CountDeMoney]

Lolz.

opening....screen door

Lvlz.

"One ping only, Wiktor."

PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING

[Ed Anger]

Lolz.

opening....screen door

Lvlz.

"One ping only, Wiktor."

PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING PING

Boleslaw would try to call China.

THERE ARE SO MANY PINGS IN THE PHONEBOOK

[CountDeMoney]

Lolz.

opening....screen door

That's the reason they put it in the street - it kept sinking when put in water.

See, Polish jokes write themselves!