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If You Could Go Back in Time

Started by Eddie Teach, October 02, 2014, 04:09:58 PM

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What would be the first thing you do?

Kill somebody
1 (2.6%)
Screw an ancestor
1 (2.6%)
Screw a historical figure
2 (5.1%)
Have a heart-to-heart with your past self
10 (25.6%)
Some kind of money-making scheme
12 (30.8%)
Just be an "observer", like a wimp
2 (5.1%)
Avoid using time travel, like an even bigger wimp
1 (2.6%)
Screw the past, I'm going to the future!
6 (15.4%)
Convince Jaron's mom to have an abortion
1 (2.6%)
Something completely different
3 (7.7%)

Total Members Voted: 38

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katmai

#30
October 02, 2014, 05:25:11 PM
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

alfred russel

#31
October 02, 2014, 05:48:00 PM
Quote from: The Brain on October 02, 2014, 04:42:52 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on October 02, 2014, 04:39:52 PM
I'd stop myself from telling DGuller any secrets.  :(

How?

I would remind me that DGuller is Russian and can't be trusted with secrets?  :P
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

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The Brain

#32
October 03, 2014, 12:02:23 AM
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Razgovory

#33
October 03, 2014, 12:13:53 AM
I would kick my own ass till I stopped being so stupid.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Siege

#34
October 03, 2014, 01:30:57 AM
I think Kelly Clarkson is the greatest recording artist in the history of recording artists.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Eddie Teach

#35
October 03, 2014, 01:58:10 AM
Quote from: Siege on October 03, 2014, 01:30:57 AM
I think Kelly Clarkson is the greatest recording artist in the history of recording artists.

So you'd go back to prevent the head trauma that led you to feel this way?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Tonitrus

#36
October 03, 2014, 02:00:29 AM
Quote from: Siege on October 03, 2014, 01:30:57 AM
I think Kelly Clarkson is the greatest recording artist in the history of recording artists.

Siege

#37
October 03, 2014, 02:21:36 AM
I'm traumatized.
There is this kid, the son of a village elder, which I caught out breaking the 2300 curfew, with a pellet gun hunting at night time, and I did not take the shot, because he was just a kid with a pellet gun hunting, even though this was enough for PID, and now, 7 years later, he is with ISIS killing my kurdish friends.


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Savonarola

#38
October 03, 2014, 07:42:22 AM
Quote from: Siege on October 03, 2014, 01:30:57 AM
I think Kelly Clarkson is the greatest recording artist in the history of recording artists.

I see I've already gotten my first subject.   :)
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

HVC

#39
October 03, 2014, 08:52:22 AM
Quote from: Siege on October 03, 2014, 02:21:36 AM
I'm traumatized.
There is this kid, the son of a village elder, which I caught out breaking the 2300 curfew, with a pellet gun hunting at night time, and I did not take the shot, because he was just a kid with a pellet gun hunting, even though this was enough for PID, and now, 7 years later, he is with ISIS killing my kurdish friends.

wait, you have Muslim friends?
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

mongers

#40
October 03, 2014, 01:45:37 PM
Quote from: HVC on October 03, 2014, 08:52:22 AM
Quote from: Siege on October 03, 2014, 02:21:36 AM
I'm traumatized.
There is this kid, the son of a village elder, which I caught out breaking the 2300 curfew, with a pellet gun hunting at night time, and I did not take the shot, because he was just a kid with a pellet gun hunting, even though this was enough for PID, and now, 7 years later, he is with ISIS killing my kurdish friends.

wait, you have Muslim friends?

Damn, I like Seigy too much to post my sarky, but for me mildly amusing joke.  :(
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Josquius

#41
October 03, 2014, 01:58:15 PM
Quote from: Siege on October 03, 2014, 02:21:36 AM
I'm traumatized.
There is this kid, the son of a village elder, which I caught out breaking the 2300 curfew, with a pellet gun hunting at night time, and I did not take the shot, because he was just a kid with a pellet gun hunting, even though this was enough for PID, and now, 7 years later, he is with ISIS killing my kurdish friends.

...how do you know? Are you still in contact with him? Are you on the same anti-western jihad mailing list?
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crazy canuck

#42
October 03, 2014, 02:34:42 PM
If I could go back in time I would convince my younger self to continue to buy land in Vancouver and ignore completely all the talk about a certain collapse in property value.

Eddie Teach

#43
October 03, 2014, 02:43:13 PM
I'm sure if you spent a couple minutes looking you could find stocks that far outpaced the Vancouver real estate market.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Admiral Yi

#44
October 03, 2014, 02:46:10 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on October 03, 2014, 02:34:42 PM
If I could go back in time I would convince my younger self to continue to buy land in Vancouver and ignore completely all the talk about a certain collapse in property value.

Perhaps you should wait for your older self to show up and tell you when it crashes.
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