Danish men shooting blanks because they drink too much

Started by HVC, October 02, 2014, 09:58:15 PM

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HVC

Report also says that Danes are the heaviest drinkers in Europe. I would've bet that the Brits held that title  :bowler:


http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2014/10/02/even-a-few-drinks-a-week-lower-sperm-quality-study-finds/

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Savonarola

Quote from: HVC on October 02, 2014, 09:58:15 PM
Report also says that Danes are the heaviest drinkers in Europe. I would've bet that the Brits held that title  :bowler:

I would have bet the Irish did.  Some of the bars I wandered into in the Gaeltacht were like Hogarth's "Gin Lane."
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Syt

Quote from: Tonitrus on October 02, 2014, 09:59:04 PM
Danes are probay far more polite drunks.

I once rode the subway with a drunk Danish rugby team. I will say that they're funny and decent singers, at least, if a "bit" dirty minded. :P
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Dude, when I have alcohol in my blood system, I use some secret invention called condom, because alcohol aint good for reproduction.
Look how retarded eastern Europe is.
So this explain the downturn in my alcohol parties.
Yes.



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Quote from: HVC on October 02, 2014, 09:58:15 PM
Report also says that Danes are the heaviest drinkers in Europe. I would've bet that the Brits held that title  :bowler:

I'm sure the Brits can still contend for that title. This was military aged men, and our youth have long held the title as heaviest drinkers in that category. Basically most teenagers are drunk out of their skulls for at least 3 days a week from 13/14 to 19 years old.

Just ask the Czechs what they think of vacationing Danish teenagers. :P
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so much for effectiveness of the Danish jetfighters...

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In my experience nearly every European and European-derived nationality claims to be the heaviest drinkers.

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Quote from: Maximus on October 03, 2014, 08:31:06 AM
In my experience nearly every European and European-derived nationality claims to be the heaviest drinkers.

And they're all correct.
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