NFL Week 2: Berkut finds Ray Lewis, Roger Goodell in the Grassy Knoll

Started by CountDeMoney, September 11, 2014, 07:34:50 PM

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Baron von Schtinkenbutt

#15
September 12, 2014, 09:20:53 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 11, 2014, 10:30:46 PM
Suck it, Steeltards.

So, how long do you think Ed Hoculi has after mistakenly calling all those penalties in favor of Baltimore instead of NFL Properties?

CountDeMoney

#16
September 12, 2014, 09:56:41 AM
He was under duress, what with a national broadcast.
It wasn't Thursday Night Football, it was a hostage video.  Poor guy.

derspiess

#17
September 12, 2014, 09:58:33 AM
I wouldn't mind seeing Hochuli get retired soon.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Berkut

#18
September 12, 2014, 03:26:17 PM
Can I have his job?
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derspiess

#19
September 12, 2014, 03:27:59 PM
I hope Romo figured out a way to shake off the shittiness and put up some decent numbers this weekend.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

derspiess

#21
September 12, 2014, 03:50:12 PM
Was this from what happened last year?  He's fathered like 6 or 7 kids, hasn't he??
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

MadBurgerMaker

#22
September 12, 2014, 03:51:42 PM
I dunno.  That's all I've seen so far.

derspiess

#23
September 12, 2014, 04:09:57 PM
Apparently he posted the following on Twitter this morning:

QuotePeople understand that if you are on God's course and suppose to have that position and man decides to remove you know that God will remove everyone to place you rightfully! You matter!
Its your season! Weapons may form but won't prosper! God has you covered don't stress or worry!

Is there a cryptologist in the house?
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Valmy

#24
September 12, 2014, 07:54:52 PM
Quote from: Berkut on September 12, 2014, 03:26:17 PM
Can I have his job?

Once a NFL ref retires does everybody just move up a slot?  Maybe you would be moved to Div II.
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CountDeMoney

#25
September 12, 2014, 08:11:06 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 12, 2014, 04:09:57 PM
Apparently he posted the following on Twitter this morning:

QuotePeople understand that if you are on God's course and suppose to have that position and man decides to remove you know that God will remove everyone to place you rightfully! You matter!
Its your season! Weapons may form but won't prosper! God has you covered don't stress or worry!

Is there a cryptologist in the house?

It's Isaiah 54:17. 

I mean, really.  :rolleyes:

The Brain

#26
September 13, 2014, 05:43:47 AM
Isaiah NFL sucks.
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Grey Fox

#27
September 13, 2014, 06:43:09 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 12, 2014, 08:11:06 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 12, 2014, 04:09:57 PM
Apparently he posted the following on Twitter this morning:

QuotePeople understand that if you are on God's course and suppose to have that position and man decides to remove you know that God will remove everyone to place you rightfully! You matter!
Its your season! Weapons may form but won't prosper! God has you covered don't stress or worry!

Is there a cryptologist in the house?

It's Isaiah 54:17. 

I mean, really.  :rolleyes:

Who? and what does it mean?
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

CountDeMoney

#28
September 13, 2014, 05:52:07 PM
Get a Liberal Arts education.

11B4V

#29
September 13, 2014, 09:47:44 PM
Seachickens should go 2-0 after tomorrow.
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