Political scandal: 400 gnomes disappeared in Austria!

[Norgy]

#freethegnomes
#nognomesforoil

[Malthus]

Some of the terminology used in the article is a bit baffling, have I been confused by the gnomenclature ?

Just say you have to have that gnomic article explained.

1.1Difficult to understand because enigmatic or ambiguous:
'I had to have the gnomic response interpreted for me'

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/gnomic

You should try working the phrase "gnomes of Zurich" into topic; there a joke in there somewhere, I know you could unlock it. 

Kidnapping these gnomes is obviously a plot by the secretive Swiss bankers to control first Autria and then the EU. The end result: Europe will be under the control of a Gnomenführer.

[Norgy]

Send in the ants of Brest-Litovsk!

[Martinus]

#gnomercy4thieves

[Martinus]

Gnome facts

-    The idea of including small stone figures in the garden is an ancient one - Priapus, the ancient phallic god of fertility inhabited many a Roman garden

Uhm, I would have thought Priapus would make for quite a different type of a gnome... Then again, it's Austria, the land of Krampus, so who knows. 

[Syt]

You should try working the phrase "gnomes of Zurich" into topic; there a joke in there somewhere, I know you could unlock it. 

Considering that most Austrians consider Vorarlberg to be more Swiss than Austrian ... 

[Malthus]

Gnome facts

-    The idea of including small stone figures in the garden is an ancient one - Priapus, the ancient phallic god of fertility inhabited many a Roman garden

Uhm, I would have thought Priapus would make for quite a different type of a gnome... Then again, it's Austria, the land of Krampus, so who knows. 

Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not combine the imagry of Priapus and Krampus into one guarden sculpture. 

[CountDeMoney]

Wow, first there were Nazi gnomes and now Social Democrat gnomes.  I prefer my gnomes apolitical, thank you.

So full of shit.

[Norgy]

#gnomesoflawrence?

[Tonitrus]

Could have been worse...

[DontSayBanana]

Garden Gnome Liberation Front?

[Ed Anger]

Could have been worse...

If those Marx Gnomes could fellate a person, he'd make a mint.

[grumbler]

They were in gnomansland.

[DontSayBanana]

If those Marx Gnomes could fellate a person, he'd make a mint.

If they were a couple inches taller, all you'd need to do is carve out the mouth area and replace it with something like a love doll or fleshlight.  Care to finance another side venture?  And, say, take on an engineer to actually do the design work?

[Ed Anger]

I smell a new paradigm!