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World’s Oldest Pants Unearthed in China

Started by Syt, June 03, 2014, 08:25:04 AM

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Ideologue

Grumbler can pick them up at the lost and found.
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Let's bomb Russia!

Malthus

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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Jacob on June 03, 2014, 02:57:51 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 03, 2014, 09:28:59 AM
40,000 year mammoths in similar condition have been found.

But they weren't wearing pants, now were they?
If their fur and flesh can last that long then so can human clothing.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Jacob

Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 04, 2014, 10:17:45 AM
Quote from: Jacob on June 03, 2014, 02:57:51 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 03, 2014, 09:28:59 AM
40,000 year mammoths in similar condition have been found.

But they weren't wearing pants, now were they?
If their fur and flesh can last that long then so can human clothing.

Why would mammoths be wearing human clothing?

Valmy

I want there to be a sign at all border crossings: Welcome to China Home to the World's Oldest Pants
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