Yellowstone has 50 sq. mile "Zone of Death" where you can get away with murder!

Started by jimmy olsen, May 23, 2014, 02:27:14 AM

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Legbiter

Quote from: Syt on May 23, 2014, 02:34:35 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 23, 2014, 02:27:14 AM
Who wants to go hunting with me!? :menace:

I'm sure there'll be a few Languishites who might take you up on that offer.

Yellowstone Languish Meet 2014.  :thumbsup:

Might even get the Danes to show up.
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derspiess

Hell, I'm in.  I might even be able to pull a few strings and have Timmay mauled by a Grizzly.
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Legbiter

Quote from: derspiess on May 23, 2014, 09:53:28 AMI might even be able to pull a few strings and have Timmay mauled by a Grizzly.

That's going to upset the taxidermist.  :sleep:
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Quote from: Legbiter on May 23, 2014, 10:00:22 AM
Quote from: derspiess on May 23, 2014, 09:53:28 AMI might even be able to pull a few strings and have Timmay mauled by a Grizzly.

That's going to upset the taxidermist.  :sleep:

Yeah, no self-respecting taxidermist wants to stuff a grizzly-mauled corpse.  ;)
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Scipio

Quote from: The Minsky Moment on May 23, 2014, 09:41:06 AM
There is no similar vicinage requirement for grand juries.
So convene a grand jury, indict the guy, put him under pre-trial detention and deny bail.
Then exclude time "in the interests of justice" under Speedy Trial Act due to difficulties in convening a jury.
Wait until defendant waives the vicinage right.
Problem solved.
Are you suggesting using a grand jury for its intended purpose? Cause that shit don't fly.
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mongers

Perfect location for Languish Thunderdome, shall we say lawtalkers vs the rest?  :cool:
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crazy canuck

Quote from: mongers on May 23, 2014, 12:40:06 PM
Perfect location for Languish Thunderdome, shall we say lawtalkers vs the rest?  :cool:

If PLJ is allowed to bring in some ringers I'd be up for that.

MadImmortalMan

Quote from: crazy canuck on May 23, 2014, 12:52:20 PM
If PLJ is allowed to bring in some ringers I'd be up for that.

You already outnumber us. What more do you want?  :P
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derspiess

Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 23, 2014, 02:47:20 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on May 23, 2014, 12:52:20 PM
If PLJ is allowed to bring in some ringers I'd be up for that.

You already outnumber us. What more do you want?  :P

Plus, we'd have Tim on our side.  TAINTED
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Barrister

Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 23, 2014, 02:47:20 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on May 23, 2014, 12:52:20 PM
If PLJ is allowed to bring in some ringers I'd be up for that.

You already outnumber us. What more do you want?  :P

BUt you guys would have the soldiers - all we'd have is a bunch of flabby lawyers.
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Quote from: Barrister on May 23, 2014, 03:48:24 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 23, 2014, 02:47:20 PM

You already outnumber us. What more do you want?  :P

BUt you guys would have the soldiers - all we'd have is a bunch of flabby lawyers.

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