Lesbian attempted to rape wife with baster filled with her brother's sperm

Started by Malthus, March 15, 2009, 01:09:09 PM

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The Brain

#15
March 15, 2009, 03:52:41 PM
Fucking sick = not HOTT
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Malthus

#16
March 15, 2009, 03:54:14 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 15, 2009, 03:38:59 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 15, 2009, 02:06:15 PM
"Sure, sis. Have my sperm!"

I'd make her blow me to get it. 8)

Hey, if she's one of your family, it's unlikely she'd be able to resist swallowing protien already in her mouth.  ;)
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Caliga

#17
March 15, 2009, 04:48:13 PM
 :D
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DontSayBanana

#18
March 15, 2009, 09:03:20 PM
Wow. Where is the brother in all this? You'd think before donating jizz in tupperware, he'd have checked with the wife first...
Experience bij!

sbr

#19
March 15, 2009, 09:43:57 PM
It was part of her master plan, she got him drunk and gave him a handie with an aluminum foil glove.

QuotePolice also confiscated the container of semen and some aluminum foil, which was originally used to hold the semen. Nicholas Lighten, Stephanie Lighten's brother, was the donor, according to police.

Razgovory

#20
March 15, 2009, 09:54:03 PM
Mayeb Gay marriage isn't all that after all.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

garbon

#21
March 15, 2009, 09:55:18 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 15, 2009, 09:54:03 PM
Mayeb Gay marriage isn't all that after all.

Fixed! But I left the transposition as I know that's your quirky touch.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

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KRonn

#22
March 16, 2009, 07:40:32 AM
This is really messed up, eh? Tried to force a pregnancy on her spouse, and the even weirder part is that somehow she was able to get her brother's sperm. The whole incident is just... disturbing. 

Malthus

#23
March 16, 2009, 11:31:48 AM
Quote from: Drakken on March 16, 2009, 11:24:05 AM
The title is erroneous.

According to the UK laws this isn't rape, but assault by penetration. Rape specifically mentions that a cock must be used.  ???



The event didn't happen in the UK.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Drakken

#24
March 16, 2009, 11:33:33 AM
Quote from: Malthus on March 16, 2009, 11:31:48 AM
Quote from: Drakken on March 16, 2009, 11:24:05 AM
The title is erroneous.

According to the UK laws this isn't rape, but assault by penetration. Rape specifically mentions that a cock must be used.  ???



The event didn't happen in the UK.  ;)

Point well taken. It's the "Berkshire" thing that confused me.

Caliga

#25
March 16, 2009, 11:36:29 AM
Quote from: Drakken on March 16, 2009, 11:33:33 AM

Point well taken. It's the "Berkshire" thing that confused me.
Understandable.  The "Berkshire" referred to here is The Berkshires, which is a region of western Massachusetts bordering New York state.
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Drakken

#26
March 16, 2009, 11:37:47 AM
Quote from: KRonn on March 16, 2009, 07:40:32 AM
This is really messed up, eh? Tried to force a pregnancy on her spouse, and the even weirder part is that somehow she was able to get her brother's sperm. The whole incident is just... disturbing.


Yeah, this whole thing is really, really weird...

And you know what, some feminists will still argue after that that spousal abuse and rape doesn't exist among lesbians, because women are incapable of doing such a thing even if she uses a baseball bat. Or, alternatively, they would infer that the woman is in fact a transgender and, thus, a man.  :o

Neil

#27
March 16, 2009, 11:53:14 AM
Do feminists actually exist any more?  I was under the impression that the movement had more or less died out except amongst the loony-tune diehards.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Drakken

#28
March 16, 2009, 01:15:29 PM
Quote from: Neil on March 16, 2009, 11:53:14 AM
Do feminists actually exist any more?  I was under the impression that the movement had more or less died out except amongst the loony-tune diehards.

Not in Quebec. Here the loony-tune diehards' lobby reigns supreme, and the supremest comrade-bitch of them all even leads Quebec Solidaire.  >:(

garbon

#29
March 16, 2009, 01:16:20 PM
Quote from: Neil on March 16, 2009, 11:53:14 AM
Do feminists actually exist any more?  I was under the impression that the movement had more or less died out except amongst the loony-tune diehards.

Yes, Cammy P is a feminist.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.
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