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Started by Admiral Yi, February 26, 2014, 04:41:12 PM

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derspiess

#105
April 15, 2014, 04:07:23 PM
Quote from: Norgy on April 15, 2014, 04:03:31 PM
I'd like my headstone to read "Well, he was stupid and drunk most of his life, and the rest was ruined by bad investments. Thank Fuck he's dead".

I called that already :angry:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Valmy

#106
April 15, 2014, 04:13:20 PM
Quote from: Norgy on April 15, 2014, 02:26:18 PM
Before he found CDs, he used to invest in Betamax. So it's an improvement.

This looks like impressive new technology to me:

Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

QuoteAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H.L. Mencken

MadImmortalMan

#107
April 15, 2014, 04:15:34 PM
Apparently we messed up something quite badly this year. I'm getting five grand back. Shit.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

Norgy

#108
April 15, 2014, 04:17:58 PM
I hear good things about this HDDVD stuff. I think I'll plop all my money into that. Like anything called Blu-Ray stands a chance.  :rolleyes:
Blu-Ray is a failed country and western singer. Not a real format. And don't even get me started on those so-called streaming service. Like the Internet can ever replace having a physical HDDVD in your hands. Give me a break! The idea is laughable.  :glare:

Admiral Yi

#109
April 15, 2014, 04:41:58 PM
I let my checking build up until it hits $7K, then peel off five grand and throw it at an investment.

Phillip V

#110
April 15, 2014, 05:01:32 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 15, 2014, 02:38:55 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on April 15, 2014, 01:43:16 PM
Quote from: DGuller on April 15, 2014, 01:29:23 PM"high yield" savings account

Does that exist?   :P
My Capital One 360 account (formerly ING Direct) yields 0.75%.  Not sure how they manage it, given that there are no significant restrictions on withdrawal that I'm aware of.
I finally closed my former ING savings account last week and transferred funds to checking account. Such low interest is no longer worth remembering another username + that code.

garbon

#111
April 15, 2014, 06:32:12 PM
Yeah the ing direct => capital one 360 is pretty crappy now. :(
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

alfred russel

#112
April 15, 2014, 09:41:41 PM
Taxes Filed!!  :showoff:

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

CountDeMoney

#113
April 15, 2014, 09:47:02 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on April 15, 2014, 09:41:41 PM
Taxes Filed!!  :showoff:

Ditto.

And I got back every goddamned penny I put in.  Suck 47% of my dick, bitches.

CountDeMoney

#114
April 15, 2014, 09:57:58 PM
IMMA TAKER

Ed Anger

#115
April 15, 2014, 10:18:47 PM
I don't begrudge you sucking on the teat of the Republic.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Ed Anger

#116
April 15, 2014, 10:21:40 PM
I would like some of those sweet food stamps however.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#117
April 15, 2014, 10:26:51 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 15, 2014, 10:18:47 PM
I don't begrudge you sucking on the teat of the Republic.

Considering I saw a drop of over $70,000 in total income while still managing to maintain a mortgage and pay outrageous COBRA premiums for a full year, I think I deserved it.

Ed Anger

#118
April 15, 2014, 10:34:44 PM
Yes you did. Spicy didn't think you did however. Spicy is a bad, bad man.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#119
April 15, 2014, 10:37:30 PM
I took the tax dollars I stole from him and gave it to Planned Parenthood.  Abortions on me, ladies!
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