Zoo Kills Young Giraffe, Invites Children to Watch It Be Chopped Up, Fed to Lion

Started by jimmy olsen, February 09, 2014, 08:05:13 PM

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garbon

#45
February 10, 2014, 08:52:40 PM
People have too much time on their hands. Also, it is reprehensible to let children see animals eat another animal? :huh:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

CountDeMoney

#46
February 10, 2014, 08:53:01 PM
QuoteThe Copenhagen Zoo said it "euthanized" Marius to avoid inbreeding.

Here's a novel idea:  don't let him fuck.  What, giraffes can't be neutered or something?  Goddamn.

QuoteA veterinarian shot Marius with a rifle as he leaned down to munch on rye bread, a favorite snack.

That's some punk ass gangsta shit right there.

garbon

#47
February 10, 2014, 08:55:47 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 10, 2014, 08:53:01 PM
QuoteThe Copenhagen Zoo said it "euthanized" Marius to avoid inbreeding.

Here's a novel idea:  don't let him fuck.  What, giraffes can't be neutered or something?  Goddamn.

Novel idea, Tim's blurb of an article had the zoo speaking about that.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

CountDeMoney

#48
February 10, 2014, 08:58:40 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 10, 2014, 08:55:47 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 10, 2014, 08:53:01 PM
QuoteThe Copenhagen Zoo said it "euthanized" Marius to avoid inbreeding.

Here's a novel idea:  don't let him fuck.  What, giraffes can't be neutered or something?  Goddamn.

Novel idea, Tim's blurb of an article had the zoo speaking about that.

That could impact my righteous indignation.  Not having it.  Not in this thread, Florence.

Ed Anger

#49
February 10, 2014, 08:59:57 PM
People read Tim's threads? Shocking.
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garbon

#50
February 10, 2014, 09:00:11 PM
Write me a story about it.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

#51
February 10, 2014, 09:01:13 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 10, 2014, 08:59:57 PM
People read Tim's threads? Shocking.

There were like 10 sentences in the article. Not hard, mate.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ed Anger

#52
February 10, 2014, 09:02:39 PM
I refuse to read his shit on humanitarian grounds.
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garbon

#53
February 10, 2014, 09:05:23 PM
:secret:

Tim doesn't write any articles.

That said, as I said from the start, it was Slate. -_-
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Liep

#54
February 10, 2014, 09:07:35 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 10, 2014, 08:51:15 PM
Zookeeper and TV personality Jack Hanna, who is also director emeritus of the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium in Ohio, joined the chorus of outrage Monday, calling the Copenhagen Zoo's decision "the most abominable, insensitive, ridiculous thing I've ever heard of."

I had to google this guy, and he looks exactly like I imagined. :lol:
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Ed Anger

#55
February 10, 2014, 09:08:47 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 10, 2014, 09:05:23 PM
:secret:

Tim doesn't write any articles.

That said, as I said from the start, it was Slate. -_-

You know what I mean. :shakes fist:
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

garbon

#56
February 10, 2014, 09:10:02 PM
Quote from: Liep on February 10, 2014, 09:07:35 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 10, 2014, 08:51:15 PM
Zookeeper and TV personality Jack Hanna, who is also director emeritus of the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium in Ohio, joined the chorus of outrage Monday, calling the Copenhagen Zoo's decision "the most abominable, insensitive, ridiculous thing I've ever heard of."

I had to google this guy, and he looks exactly like I imagined. :lol:

And he's looked like that since at least the mid-90s. :(
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

#57
February 10, 2014, 09:11:00 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 10, 2014, 09:08:47 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 10, 2014, 09:05:23 PM
:secret:

Tim doesn't write any articles.

That said, as I said from the start, it was Slate. -_-

You know what I mean. :shakes fist:

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

CountDeMoney

#58
February 10, 2014, 09:11:45 PM
Quote from: Liep on February 10, 2014, 09:07:35 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 10, 2014, 08:51:15 PM
Zookeeper and TV personality Jack Hanna, who is also director emeritus of the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium in Ohio, joined the chorus of outrage Monday, calling the Copenhagen Zoo's decision "the most abominable, insensitive, ridiculous thing I've ever heard of."

I had to google this guy, and he looks exactly like I imagined. :lol:

Yeah, he's been a regular on David Letterman for Christ knows how long.

Ed Anger

#59
February 10, 2014, 09:13:15 PM
Plus he brought animals to the graduation ceremony at Ohio State. Totally awesome.
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