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Started by Liep, February 06, 2014, 10:00:38 PM

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Eddie Teach

#795
February 21, 2014, 12:36:45 AM Last Edit: February 21, 2014, 12:38:16 AM by Peter Wiggin
Jumping is easy; the reason you don't see fat people jumping often is the landing bit.

Besides, he's kinda cheating by lifting his legs toward his knees. I doubt he's even six inches off the ground.
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Neil

#796
February 21, 2014, 08:33:11 AM
He's a big guy, but it's not like he's Wal-Mart fat.  He's probably not even 300 pounds.
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derspiess

#797
February 21, 2014, 08:51:52 AM
Quote from: Neil on February 21, 2014, 08:33:11 AM
He's a big guy, but it's not like he's Wal-Mart fat.  He's probably not even 300 pounds.

He's at least Chris Farley weight.  That plus hard drugs = heart attack eventually.
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Barrister

#798
February 21, 2014, 10:43:09 AM
Brad Jacobs wins gold for Canada in curling.  :cool:
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Grey Fox

#799
February 21, 2014, 10:44:57 AM
Quote from: Barrister on February 21, 2014, 10:43:09 AM
Brad Jacobs wins gold for Canada in curling.  :cool:

:cool: That was a Curling clinic.
Getting ready to make IEDs against American Occupation Forces.

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Admiral Yi

#800
February 21, 2014, 10:47:33 AM
I've never seen Brad Jacob's ass.

derspiess

#801
February 21, 2014, 10:50:08 AM
:lol:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Barrister

#802
February 21, 2014, 12:03:31 PM
My hearing was adjourned, so I'm all set for hockey.  :cool:
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Grey Fox

#803
February 21, 2014, 12:08:04 PM
and the Canadian economy grinds to a stand still.
Getting ready to make IEDs against American Occupation Forces.

"But I didn't vote for him"; they cried.

HVC

#804
February 21, 2014, 12:50:12 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on February 21, 2014, 12:08:04 PM
and the Canadian economy grinds to a stand still.
we have the game playing in the conference room :D
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Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Grey Fox

#805
February 21, 2014, 12:59:14 PM
Quote from: HVC on February 21, 2014, 12:50:12 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on February 21, 2014, 12:08:04 PM
and the Canadian economy grinds to a stand still.
we have the game playing in the conference room :D

My office is mostly empty. Only the antisocial remain watching on their computers.
Getting ready to make IEDs against American Occupation Forces.

"But I didn't vote for him"; they cried.

Admiral Yi

#806
February 21, 2014, 01:01:36 PM
Has it begun?

Valmy

#807
February 21, 2014, 01:02:38 PM
Um...no worries we are just setting them up for a heart crushing ending.  As Bismarck once said: revenge is a dish best served in the 3rd period.
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Grey Fox

#808
February 21, 2014, 01:02:55 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on February 21, 2014, 01:01:36 PM
Has it begun?

3mins into the 2nd period.
Getting ready to make IEDs against American Occupation Forces.

"But I didn't vote for him"; they cried.

Valmy

#809
February 21, 2014, 01:03:04 PM
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

QuoteAs democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H.L. Mencken
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