Do you send real Christmas cards?

[Brazen]

I don't really know what that means though, it is like asking Captain Hornblower to hum an improvised catchy tune 

You can't beat M&S. Good quality, charities benefit, cheaper than card shops, and you can get one tastefully artistic, mother-specific or both. And they have a three for two on cards and wrapping at the moment

Or you could play the kid card (pun intended) like Nick Clegg's family:

[Brazen]

As usual, I mucked up one of the cards I wrote last night and put it to one side to be recycled (or until someone's name came up that I could adapt to my mis-writing). By the time I'd enveloped and stamped all the cards, that one had gone missing. So someone will receive a card that says "To P..." and nothing else 

[dps]

Used to send a lot, but now send less than a dozen, mostly hand delivered.

[Syt]

I haven't spoken to my mother in 5 years, but it appears I've just received a card from her. I'm not drunk enough to open it yet. I may put it off till the weekend.