NFL Week 12: Who gets fined for touching a quarterback's No Spot this week?

[Admiral Yi]

What did he do now?

He waived off his punt return blockers after the ball had already conked one in the head.  Fumble, recovered by the Pats.

[Neil]

lol.

Still, it's too bad that the Cheatriots won.  Still, they're not a threat to anybody in the playoffs.

[jimmy olsen]

WHOOOOO!!! YEEAAAHHHH!!!!

That was an excruciatingly exciting game. I was so up and down during that over time, alternately convinced we would win or lose like half a dozen different times.

[jimmy olsen]

Raiders are so terrible they drive a woman to jump off the third deck of the coliseum!

http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_24593320/woman-jumps-from-third-deck-coliseum

Oakland: Woman jumps from Coliseum's third deck

By David DeBolt

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Posted:   11/24/2013 06:19:26 PM PST | Updated:   a day ago

OAKLAND -- A woman was clinging to life after jumping from the third deck of the Coliseum following Sunday's Raiders game, authorities said.

But her life, as of late Sunday, appears to have been saved by a good Samaritan who pleaded with her not to jump and broke her 45-foot fall when she did, according to Sgt. J.D. Nelson of the Alameda County Sheriff's Office. That man, who was also injured, tried to catch her, Nelson said.

"He saved her life quite honestly, at his own expense," Nelson said outside the Coliseum on Sunday night. "This guy 100 percent saved her life. She'd be dead now."

The tense, brief standoff began around 4:30 p.m., 15 minutes after the end of the game in which Oakland lost 23-19 to the Tennessee Titans, authorities said.

The 61-year-old Stockton man, a Marine Corps veteran, was on the second deck concourse level when he noticed the woman above, and repeatedly shouted, "don't do it," Nelson said.

But she jumped to the concourse below. The woman, who has not been identified, was taken to the hospital with critical injuries. She had gone to the west upper deck seating area in a section covered by a tarp, police said, and it appeared she was alone before she jumped.

The injured man was taken to the hospital with serious injuries, but was conscious and talking and is expected to survive, police said.

Nelson visited the man, a lifelong Raiders fan, in the hospital Sunday evening, and described him as a "hero."

"He just couldn't imagine having people see that," Nelson said. "He said it was a reaction. Even now, at the hospital he's very concerned about her. He's a real compassionate person.

"Raider fans get a bad reputation, yet here's this guy that went way over and above what most people would do to try and save this woman," Nelson said.

There have been two incidents in the last year of fans falling from the Oakland Coliseum and Candlestick Park. In September, a man died from a fall off the Jamestown pedestrian walkway outside Candlestick Park, and last December, a teenager was seriously injured when he fell from the third deck of the Coliseum.

[CountDeMoney]

Needs to be a Languish modding rule: you can't comment in NFL threads if you're in Asia.  Needs to be enforced.

[Grey Fox]

Needs to be a Languish modding rule: you can't comment in NFL threads if you're in Asia.  Needs to be enforced.

or in your childhood home basement. I think that's a fair trade-off.

[CountDeMoney]

My childhood home didn't have a basement.  Now go fuck your PBrady-pal Timmay in the face, SVP.

[Grey Fox]

Whine, whine.

Fuck the Pats, go Manning.

[CountDeMoney]

SON OF A

The Ravens will wear their black jerseys with black pants for the first time this season in Thursday night's primetime game against the Pittsburgh Steelers, according to the team's website.

The Ravens wore their black jerseys with white pants on Oct. 13 against the Green Bay Packers. NFL teams are permitted to wear their alternate jerseys twice each season.

It's the second straight year the Ravens will wear black for their home game against the rival Steelers. The Ravens also wore black uniforms the last time they played on Thanksgiving night, two years ago against the San Francisco 49ers.

They are 10-5 all-time in black jerseys.

[derspiess]

I guess I'll be pulling for a tie in that game.

[Kleves]

Brandon Browner, you fucking idiot. Suspended a year (and likely done as a Seahawk) because he couldn't give up pot. He's the second cornerback to be suspended for smoking pot in as many weeks. 

[Admiral Yi]

Cornerback is a nerve wracking job.

[Kleves]

Probably doesn't help that marijuana is legal under Washington law.

[Admiral Yi]

Right, I forgot about that.

You ripping the death's head bong at lunch Kleves?

Wonder if legalization will lead the NFL to reconsider that part of their substance abuse policy.  Sort of stupid to have pot on the proscribed list.

[sbr]

As long as the Feds says it's illegal the nfl would have to too. Can you imagine the recruiting advance the seachickens and Broncos would get if it went by state laws?