DNA Sequencing Megathread! Neanderthals, Denisovans and other ancient DNA!

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The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

katmai

Quote from: Tamas on October 25, 2020, 04:12:34 AM
Quote from: Tyr on September 18, 2020, 02:04:49 AM
8% Eastern European....

There's hope for you yet, then. :P
i did another services test (my heritage). Came back Friday saying 23% Balkans...WTF!!!?
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Tamas


The Brain

Quote from: katmai on October 25, 2020, 11:22:18 AM
Quote from: Tamas on October 25, 2020, 04:12:34 AM
Quote from: Tyr on September 18, 2020, 02:04:49 AM
8% Eastern European....

There's hope for you yet, then. :P
i did another services test (my heritage). Came back Friday saying 23% Balkans...WTF!!!?

You're like that half-blood in Blood In, Blood Out. You may have to prove yourself harder.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

katmai

Quote from: The Brain on October 25, 2020, 02:56:10 PM
Quote from: katmai on October 25, 2020, 11:22:18 AM
Quote from: Tamas on October 25, 2020, 04:12:34 AM
Quote from: Tyr on September 18, 2020, 02:04:49 AM
8% Eastern European....

There's hope for you yet, then. :P
i did another services test (my heritage). Came back Friday saying 23% Balkans...WTF!!!?

You're like that half-blood in Blood In, Blood Out. You may have to prove yourself harder.
I am a man of the world, in all these DNA tests the only continent I don't have traces of lineage is Australia.  :outback:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

The Brain

Quote from: katmai on October 25, 2020, 03:58:41 PM
Quote from: The Brain on October 25, 2020, 02:56:10 PM
Quote from: katmai on October 25, 2020, 11:22:18 AM
Quote from: Tamas on October 25, 2020, 04:12:34 AM
Quote from: Tyr on September 18, 2020, 02:04:49 AM
8% Eastern European....

There's hope for you yet, then. :P
i did another services test (my heritage). Came back Friday saying 23% Balkans...WTF!!!?

You're like that half-blood in Blood In, Blood Out. You may have to prove yourself harder.
I am a man of the world,

And how!
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Valmy

Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Josquius

Quote from: The Brain on October 25, 2020, 05:39:25 AM
Quote from: Tyr on October 25, 2020, 03:14:08 AM
23 and me has updated.
98% British and Irish now. :bleeding:

Odd. You don't come across as parochial.
Interesting that jokes from 20 years ago still exist on languish.
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Valmy

Quote from: Tyr on October 26, 2020, 02:48:56 AM
Quote from: The Brain on October 25, 2020, 05:39:25 AM
Quote from: Tyr on October 25, 2020, 03:14:08 AM
23 and me has updated.
98% British and Irish now. :bleeding:

Odd. You don't come across as parochial.
Interesting that jokes from 20 years ago still exist on languish.

Is it really that interesting? :hmm:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Caliga

Quote from: Tyr on October 25, 2020, 03:14:08 AM
23 and me has updated.
98% British and Irish now. :bleeding:
Mine is now: more accurate.

66.8%  French and German
23.3%  British and Irish
4.5%    Scandinavian
5.3%    Broadly NW European
0.1%    Unassigned

It further says the 'French and German' is from Hesse, the Rhineland, and Westphalia.  This is not entirely correct as I have quite a bit of documented Swiss ancestry as well as some Alsatian.  Interestingly, Ancestry.com does detect the Swiss ancestry.  I do however have ancestry from the Rhineland for sure, so it at least got that right.

It claims my British ancestry is from London (  :rolleyes: ), Manchester, Glasgow, Lancashire, Merseyside, West Midlands, Belfast, West Yorkshire, Tyne and Wear, and South Yorkshire.  Of those, I for sure have ancestors who came from the West Riding... I even know what towns they came from (Rillington and Scampston), Lancashire, and Belfast.  I also have ancestry from Wiltshire (town of Great Cheverell).

So yeah, it's getting better.


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The Minsky Moment

Trump's 23 and me was hacked and released:

74.8% German.  But the wrong kind of German, you know what I mean
8.2% Greenlander
7.5% Ponginae
4.6% Mexican rapist
3.0% Chinese bank account
1.0% snips
0.6% snails
0.3% dog tails

And 100% Putin's bitch.


We have, accordingly, always had plenty of excellent lawyers, though we often had to do without even tolerable administrators, and seen destined to endure the inconvenience of hereafter doing without any constructive statesmen at all.
--Woodrow Wilson

derspiess

Quote from: Caliga on October 30, 2020, 12:39:23 PM
Quote from: Tyr on October 25, 2020, 03:14:08 AM
23 and me has updated.
98% British and Irish now. :bleeding:
Mine is now: more accurate.

66.8%  French and German
23.3%  British and Irish
4.5%    Scandinavian
5.3%    Broadly NW European
0.1%    Unassigned

It further says the 'French and German' is from Hesse, the Rhineland, and Westphalia.  This is not entirely correct as I have quite a bit of documented Swiss ancestry as well as some Alsatian.  Interestingly, Ancestry.com does detect the Swiss ancestry.  I do however have ancestry from the Rhineland for sure, so it at least got that right.

It claims my British ancestry is from London (  :rolleyes: ), Manchester, Glasgow, Lancashire, Merseyside, West Midlands, Belfast, West Yorkshire, Tyne and Wear, and South Yorkshire.  Of those, I for sure have ancestors who came from the West Riding... I even know what towns they came from (Rillington and Scampston), Lancashire, and Belfast.  I also have ancestry from Wiltshire (town of Great Cheverell).

So yeah, it's getting better.




Do you trust 23 and me more than Ancestry DNA? 
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

viper37

Quote from: katmai on October 25, 2020, 11:22:18 AM
Quote from: Tamas on October 25, 2020, 04:12:34 AM
Quote from: Tyr on September 18, 2020, 02:04:49 AM
8% Eastern European....

There's hope for you yet, then. :P
i did another services test (my heritage). Came back Friday saying 23% Balkans...WTF!!!?

Time to start digging about your grandmothers' amourous lives before marriage :P
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

merithyn

Quote from: Tyr on October 25, 2020, 03:14:08 AM
23 and me has updated.
98% British and Irish now. :bleeding:

Mine fits better with my ancestral knowledge, though I'm still a little confused by the Swiss. :hmm: Okay, and the Spanish/Portuguese and Jewish, too, but those are throw-aways, they're so small.

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European                                  100%
   British & Irish                          81.6%
       Greater London
       Greater Manchester
       West Midlands
       Merseyside
       Tyne and Wear (:unsure:)
       Glasgow City
       West Yorkshire
       Lancashire
       Carmathenshire (Wales?)
       City of Bristol
   French & German                     17.2%
       Grisons, Switzerland
   Broadly Northwestern European  0.5%
Southern European                       0.4%
   Spanish & Portuguese   
Ashkenazi Jewish                          0.3%             
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Josquius

Tyne and Wear includes the original Washington, George Washingtons ancestral home. Could point to a relation there :p
(well. Him and a bunch of other Geordies but hey ho)

It is weird that large cities are always disproportionately marked. Historically they didn't dominate to the extent they do today.
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