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Started by Siege, October 30, 2013, 03:11:14 PM

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Siege

October 30, 2013, 03:11:14 PM
WTF is going on?
Army Learning Management System kicked me out twice today, and now is slow as fuck.




"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Malthus

#1
October 30, 2013, 03:12:14 PM
The computer decided you have learned enough?  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

mongers

#2
October 30, 2013, 03:14:49 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 30, 2013, 03:12:14 PM
The computer decided you have learned enough?  :hmm:

:D

I was just going to post the exact same thing. 



"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Siege

#3
October 30, 2013, 03:17:11 PM
current technology is too slow.
We need the Singularity.


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

11B4V

#4
October 30, 2013, 03:40:10 PM
Quote from: Siege on October 30, 2013, 03:11:14 PM
WTF is going on?
Army Learning Management System kicked me out twice today, and now is slow as fuck.

They reassigned the servers to the ACA website. :P
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Eddie Teach

#5
October 30, 2013, 03:58:20 PM
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Siege

#6
October 30, 2013, 04:06:08 PM
Its working again!!!



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Caliga

#7
October 30, 2013, 04:17:28 PM
Quote from: Siege on October 30, 2013, 03:11:14 PM
WTF is going on?
Army Learning Management System kicked me out twice today, and now is slow as fuck.
:hmm: Weird that a government website would be having problems.  That never happens.
0 Ed Anger Disapproval Points

lustindarkness

#8
October 30, 2013, 04:28:06 PM
Most if not all .mil sites have had problems today.
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

mongers

#9
October 30, 2013, 04:31:16 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 30, 2013, 04:28:06 PM
Most if not all .mil sites have had problems today.

A lot of people with dodgy 'F' keys were trying to check out the new top level domain?
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

11B4V

#10
October 30, 2013, 04:31:34 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 30, 2013, 04:28:06 PM
Most if not all .mil sites have had problems today.

Yes they have. NMCI was down for a couple days.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

11B4V

#11
October 30, 2013, 04:32:26 PM
Quote from: Caliga on October 30, 2013, 04:17:28 PM
Quote from: Siege on October 30, 2013, 03:11:14 PM
WTF is going on?
Army Learning Management System kicked me out twice today, and now is slow as fuck.
:hmm: Weird that a government website would be having problems.  That never happens.

MAH EMAILS!

and after the ACA hub gets hack...MAH PERSONAL INFO!
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Eddie Teach

#12
October 30, 2013, 04:36:19 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on October 30, 2013, 04:32:26 PM
MAH EMAILS!

and after the ACA hub gets hack...MAH PERSONAL INFO!

Because private servers are so much more secure...
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Siege

#13
October 30, 2013, 05:14:27 PM
This is funny.

"Indicators of poor morale and problems in a unit are:
1- Disciplinary infractions
2- Mutilating enemy dead
3- Not taking prisoners
4- Killing enemy prisoners
5- Killing enemy non-combatants
6- Torture
7- Killing animals
8- Fighting with allies
9- Alcohol and drug abuse



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

11B4V

#14
October 30, 2013, 05:15:32 PM
 :lol:
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".
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