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Started by Syt, October 26, 2013, 12:56:29 AM

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Josephus

Quote from: grumbler on October 27, 2013, 03:14:03 PM
Quote from: Josephus on October 26, 2013, 06:34:31 PM
Does Bud Light even count as beer?

How is American beer like having sex in a canoe?

They're both fucking pretty close to water.

Wow, you fucked up that joke!  :lol:

How is seeing Josephus tell a joke like watching a woman give birth?

They both look painful and neither makes you want to laugh.

OK.

This is Monty Python's version:

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 28, 2013, 09:37:57 PM
Only a virgin would mangle that joke so badly.

Ok:

I got this from here:

http://blogs.marketwatch.com/thetell/2013/02/27/is-american-beer-like-sex-in-a-canoe/

"American beer "is a little like making love in a canoe ...It's f***ing close to water," Hegelian Philosophy Professor First Bruce of the University of Woolamaloo


Explain to me how I mangled the joke.
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011

Richard Hakluyt

 :hmm:

I don't think that grumbler was expecting the Spanish Inquisition after he made his critical comment........

derspiess

Quote from: Siege on October 28, 2013, 10:53:42 PM
Quote from: Josephus on October 26, 2013, 06:34:31 PM
Does Bud Light even count as beer?

How is American beer like having sex in a canoe?

They're both fucking pretty close to water.

Me likes tis water.


There is a lot better out there.  You ought to seek out something new.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

MadBurgerMaker

Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on October 29, 2013, 03:17:13 PM
:hmm:

I don't think that grumbler was expecting the Spanish Inquisition after he made his critical comment........

:D

katmai

Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on October 29, 2013, 03:17:13 PM
:hmm:

I don't think that grumbler was expecting the Spanish Inquisition after he made his critical comment........

Well he should of, he was there for first one. :contract:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

garbon

Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 28, 2013, 03:00:02 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on October 28, 2013, 02:36:03 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 28, 2013, 02:28:24 AM
What else would rum and coke be?  :huh:

Highball and/or mixed drink.

And I too thought Labatt Blue/Light would make it onto Vermont's list.
I thought a Highball was whiskey and ginger ale?

Nope, that'd just be an example of one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highball
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Savonarola

Quote from: derspiess on October 29, 2013, 03:53:08 PM
Quote from: Siege on October 28, 2013, 10:53:42 PM
Quote from: Josephus on October 26, 2013, 06:34:31 PM
Does Bud Light even count as beer?

How is American beer like having sex in a canoe?

They're both fucking pretty close to water.

Me likes tis water.


There is a lot better out there.  You ought to seek out something new.

In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

derspiess

And it's actually pretty well-made, to boot.  Totally unintentionally over the summer, I had one of those with a Hebrew National hotdog.  I don't think it turned me Jewish :unsure:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Josephus

Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on October 29, 2013, 03:17:13 PM
:hmm:

I don't think that grumbler was expecting the Spanish Inquisition after he made his critical comment........

NO ONE EXPECTS ...oh, he'll probably say I got that wrong too.
Civis Romanus Sum<br /><br />"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we'll change the world." Jack Layton 1950-2011