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Started by 11B4V, October 25, 2013, 02:19:16 AM

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Admiral Yi

#15
October 25, 2013, 04:29:14 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 25, 2013, 04:25:55 PM
You didn't you just point out that people do conspire from time to time.

Re-read what you wrote.

Obama most certainly does not conspire from time to time to murder his gay lovers.  There was just the one time, and the others he acted by himself.

Ideologue

#16
October 25, 2013, 04:42:20 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 25, 2013, 04:29:14 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 25, 2013, 04:25:55 PM
You didn't you just point out that people do conspire from time to time.

Re-read what you wrote.

Obama most certainly does not conspire from time to time to murder his gay lovers.  There was just the one time, and the others he acted by himself.
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Razgovory

#17
October 25, 2013, 04:51:06 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 25, 2013, 04:29:14 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 25, 2013, 04:25:55 PM
You didn't you just point out that people do conspire from time to time.

Re-read what you wrote.

Obama most certainly does not conspire from time to time to murder his gay lovers.  There was just the one time, and the others he acted by himself.

I did.  It's in the same jumbled English that normally write.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

garbon

#18
October 25, 2013, 09:08:29 PM
Wow, Obama is not only gay but also a murderer?
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Razgovory

#19
October 25, 2013, 10:03:56 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 25, 2013, 09:08:29 PM
Wow, Obama is not only gay but also a murderer?

Truly a man with no redeeming qualities.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Eddie Teach

#20
October 25, 2013, 10:13:12 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 25, 2013, 10:03:56 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 25, 2013, 09:08:29 PM
Wow, Obama is not only gay but also a murderer?

Truly a man with no redeeming qualities.

He's very articulate.
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Razgovory

#21
October 26, 2013, 09:46:51 AM
That's what they would have you believe.  In truth it's the teleprompter.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

grumbler

#22
October 26, 2013, 11:29:15 AM
Quote from: garbon on October 25, 2013, 09:08:29 PM
Wow, Obama is not only gay but also a murderer?

We have no evidence that Obama is gay, just evidence that his lovers were.  Also, killing gay people doesn't make him a "murderer."
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The Brain

#23
October 26, 2013, 11:40:01 AM
I am no gay-lover.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Scipio

#24
October 26, 2013, 07:34:22 PM
As a prosecutor, I can attest to the fact that most conspirators wouldn't understand the concept of a "theory" as a testable, repeatable hypothesis for research if it bit them on the ass.
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Razgovory

#25
October 26, 2013, 08:06:07 PM
Quote from: Scipio on October 26, 2013, 07:34:22 PM
As a prosecutor, I can attest to the fact that most conspirators wouldn't understand the concept of a "theory" as a testable, repeatable hypothesis for research if it bit them on the ass.

You're a prosecutor now?  What powers does that constitute in Mississippi?  Can you swagger around the courtroom with a shotgun?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Scipio

#26
October 26, 2013, 09:08:05 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 26, 2013, 08:06:07 PM
Quote from: Scipio on October 26, 2013, 07:34:22 PM
As a prosecutor, I can attest to the fact that most conspirators wouldn't understand the concept of a "theory" as a testable, repeatable hypothesis for research if it bit them on the ass.

You're a prosecutor now?  What powers does that constitute in Mississippi?  Can you swagger around the courtroom with a shotgun?
For starters, I can be kind to a person from Missouri, which is constitutionally prohibited to everyone else in Mississippi.
What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

"It is always good to be known for one's Krapp."
-John Hurt

The Brain

#27
October 27, 2013, 10:02:52 AM
As a prosecutor, do you put people that you know are innocent in gaol just because you can?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Siege

#28
October 27, 2013, 12:17:48 PM
I like the Ancient Astronaut conspiracy theory.


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Razgovory

#29
October 27, 2013, 02:36:10 PM
Quote from: Siege on October 27, 2013, 12:17:48 PM
I like the Ancient Astronaut conspiracy theory.

You like a lot of conspiracy theories.  People who have a difficult time understanding cause and effect naturally gravitate to them.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017
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