Conspiracy theory of the week

[The Brain]

I like the Ancient Astronaut conspiracy theory.

You like a lot of conspiracy theories.  People who have a difficult time understanding cause and effect naturally gravitate to them.

Or, in the case of katmai, they gravitate to him.

[Siege]

I like the Ancient Astronaut conspiracy theory.

You like a lot of conspiracy theories.  People who have a difficult time understanding cause and effect naturally gravitate to them.

Cause and effect? What's that?

[Siege]

I like the Ancient Astronaut conspiracy theory.

You like a lot of conspiracy theories.  People who have a difficult time understanding cause and effect naturally gravitate to them.

Or, in the case of katmai, they gravitate to him.

Katmai have too much mass.

[The Brain]

I like the Ancient Astronaut conspiracy theory.

You like a lot of conspiracy theories.  People who have a difficult time understanding cause and effect naturally gravitate to them.

Or, in the case of katmai, they gravitate to him.

Katmai have too much mass.

We are the katmai. Resistance is fusball.

[lustindarkness]

I like the Ancient Astronaut conspiracy theory.

Makes for good "take a nap on the couch TV". I love crazy hair guy in Ancient Aliens.

[Ed Anger]

I like the Ancient Astronaut conspiracy theory.

Makes for good "take a nap on the couch TV". I love crazy hair guy in Ancient Aliens.

Me too. It is on all day on the History channel right now.

[Savonarola]

I like the Ancient Astronaut conspiracy theory.

I once watched the Ancient Astronaut show on the History Channel.  I felt stupider after having watched it.   

While watching it a premise for a book came to me.  Rival Ancient Astronaut trading houses were working against one in order to dominate their Aztec puppet state and thereby establish a monopoly on the inter-galactic chocolate supply.  In the end they're destroyed by their own greed and we learn that we should all share and share alike.

[Razgovory]

I like the Ancient Astronaut conspiracy theory.

I once watched the Ancient Astronaut show on the History Channel.  I felt stupider after having watched it.   

While watching it a premise for a book came to me.  Rival Ancient Astronaut trading houses were working against one in order to dominate their Aztec puppet state and thereby establish a monopoly on the inter-galactic chocolate supply.  In the end they're destroyed by their own greed and we learn that we should all share and share alike.

I was always wondered why Aliens would show up to encourage people to build Pyramids or Stonehenge but fail to impart knowledge like the wheel to humanity.

[The Brain]

I like the Ancient Astronaut conspiracy theory.

I pass, like night, from sun to sun; I have strange power of sheesh.

[Savonarola]

I was always wondered why Aliens would show up to encourage people to build Pyramids or Stonehenge but fail to impart knowledge like the wheel to humanity.

Those ancient aliens found human beings delicious.  Stonehenge, which is a calendar for planting, or Pyramids, which gives one a free granary in every city, increased the population; that way the ancient aliens could eat the surplus.  It's a win-win.

[The Brain]

I, jokingly, call us a "slurplus".

[Siege]

I was always wondered why Aliens would show up to encourage people to build Pyramids or Stonehenge but fail to impart knowledge like the wheel to humanity.

Those ancient aliens found human beings delicious.  Stonehenge, which is a calendar for planting, or Pyramids, which gives one a free granary in every city, increased the population; that way the ancient aliens could eat the surplus.  It's a win-win.

You must be living in an alternate reality.
The Pyramids gives you two free workers and 25% increase in the building speed for land improvements.

[Eddie Teach]

The Pyramids let you choose any form of government even if you haven't discovered the right tech for it. 

[Siege]

The Pyramids let you choose any form of government even if you haven't discovered the right tech for it. 

Not true. You choose your government indirectly by choosing your policies.
I am now Doge Siege because I have been choosing policies in the Commerce policy tree.