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Started by merithyn, October 16, 2013, 08:35:23 AM

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fhdz

#75
October 17, 2013, 08:56:42 AM
In heaven:

The police are British, the chefs are Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French, and everything is organized by the Swiss.

In hell:

The police are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and everything is organized by the Italians.
and the horse you rode in on

The Minsky Moment

#76
October 17, 2013, 09:37:28 AM
Quote from: fhdz on October 17, 2013, 08:56:42 AM
In heaven:

The police are British, the chefs are Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French, and everything is organized by the Swiss.

In hell:

The police are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and everything is organized by the Italians.

In heaven, they all cooperate to bring in the drinks cart.
In hell, it gets handled by Saudis.
The purpose of studying economics is not to acquire a set of ready-made answers to economic questions, but to learn how to avoid being deceived by economists.
--Joan Robinson

crazy canuck

#77
October 17, 2013, 11:11:52 AM
The biggest shock is when we all realize reincarnation wasnt a scam and we really were all royalty in a past life.

Grallon

#78
October 17, 2013, 11:26:37 AM
Hopefully there's nothing but a mindless void. 

However if there is something I know exactly what it will be - for me at least - reliving over and over the least savory moments of my life - like a looping virtual reality.  With a possible variant of being in the shoes of whoever I wronged.

Quite terrifying.

A good thing I haven't killed anyone so far.




G.
"Clearly, a civilization that feels guilty for everything it is and does will lack the energy and conviction to defend itself."

~Jean-François Revel

Habbaku

#79
October 17, 2013, 12:44:18 PM
And we say Raz is the one that's insane?
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

Eddie Teach

#80
October 17, 2013, 12:47:06 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on October 17, 2013, 12:44:18 PM
And we say Raz is the one that's insane?

Well, he did offer to light Ide on fire.

Though in general I'd consider Siege the craziest dude on the forum.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

#81
October 17, 2013, 01:08:03 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on October 17, 2013, 12:44:18 PM
And we say Raz is the one that's insane?

He's just evil.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Malthus

#82
October 17, 2013, 01:13:13 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 17, 2013, 12:47:06 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on October 17, 2013, 12:44:18 PM
And we say Raz is the one that's insane?

Well, he did offer to light Ide on fire.

Though in general I'd consider Siege the craziest dude on the forum.

The difference is that Siege lights guys like Ide on fire by way of an occupation.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

CountDeMoney

#83
October 17, 2013, 01:41:16 PM
Quote from: merithyn on October 16, 2013, 08:35:23 AM
I'm still chuckling over the idea that derspeiss will meet a female god when/if he goes to heaven, and it, of course, has me thinking.

WHERE ARE YOUR WHORE PILLS NOW

derspiess

#84
October 17, 2013, 02:27:40 PM
There are no whore pills in heaven  :)
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

crazy canuck

#85
October 17, 2013, 02:29:00 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 17, 2013, 02:27:40 PM
There are no whore pills in heaven  :)

There is no need, I hear it is populated only by virgins

The Brain

#86
October 17, 2013, 02:49:54 PM
I'm going to Valhalla. Unless I die in bed of course.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Caliga

#87
October 17, 2013, 04:17:24 PM
I wonder if God has big boobs. :hmm:
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Ed Anger

#88
October 17, 2013, 05:14:45 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on October 17, 2013, 02:29:00 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 17, 2013, 02:27:40 PM
There are no whore pills in heaven  :)

There is no need, I hear it is populated only by virgins

:mmm:
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Neil

#89
October 17, 2013, 05:19:58 PM
Quote from: The Brain on October 17, 2013, 02:49:54 PM
I'm going to Valhalla. Unless I die in bed of course.
Not valorous enough.  If you really wanted to get to Valhalla, you'd go all Breivik on some anti-nuke Swedes or something.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.
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