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Started by jimmy olsen, October 06, 2013, 09:46:04 PM

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jimmy olsen

October 06, 2013, 09:46:04 PM
Now that would have been a sight to see!  :lol:

http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2013/09/24/environment/bartender-bounces-bear-from-bar?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
QuoteBartender bounces bear from Juneau bar
September 24, 2013

JUNEAU, Alaska (AP) — If only all unwelcome bar guests were this obliging. A black bear walked into the bar at the Alaskan Hotel in downtown Juneau on Monday night.

Bartender Ariel Svetlik-McCarthy says she freaked out and yelled, "No bear! Get out! No! You can't be in here!"

The bear complied, leaving the bar within seconds.

State biologist Ryan Scott says it's rare for black bears to go inside Juneau businesses, but they have wandered inside homes before.

He tells KTOO the staff did a great job, and it was good news the bear left.

State wildlife officials have killed two nuisance bears in Juneau this summer.
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garbon

#1
October 06, 2013, 11:21:15 PM
Racist!
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#2
October 06, 2013, 11:25:30 PM
Quote from: garbon on October 06, 2013, 11:21:15 PM
Racist!

Considering they kicked out a black bear, it's also homophobe.
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October 06, 2013, 11:29:26 PM
Friggin Alaska. <_<
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October 07, 2013, 12:23:39 AM
Quote from: garbon on October 06, 2013, 11:21:15 PM
Racist!

I'm sure they don't allow grizzlies either.
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#5
October 07, 2013, 07:28:44 AM
They never write about how the bear and his three bear buddies came back and waited for the bouncer in the parking lot after the bar closed.

Richard Hakluyt

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October 07, 2013, 07:33:56 AM Last Edit: October 07, 2013, 07:42:07 AM by Richard Hakluyt
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 07, 2013, 07:28:44 AM
They never write about how the bear and his three bear buddies came back and waited for the bouncer in the parking lot after the bar closed.

It was only then that the bouncer realised she had made a boo-boo  :huh:

Brazen

#7
October 07, 2013, 07:40:47 AM
"Who's been drinking MY beer?"

CountDeMoney

#8
October 07, 2013, 07:44:20 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on October 07, 2013, 07:33:56 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 07, 2013, 07:28:44 AM
They never write about how the bear and his three bear buddies came back and waited for the bouncer in the parking lot after the bar closed.

It was only then that the bouncer realised she had made a boo-boo  :huh:

:bleeding:

PIC-A-NIC BASKET!

Jacob

#9
October 07, 2013, 12:14:44 PM
Absolutely unbearable.

Cecil

#10
October 07, 2013, 12:54:27 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 07, 2013, 07:44:20 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on October 07, 2013, 07:33:56 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 07, 2013, 07:28:44 AM
They never write about how the bear and his three bear buddies came back and waited for the bouncer in the parking lot after the bar closed.

It was only then that the bouncer realised she had made a boo-boo  :huh:

:bleeding:

PIC-A-NIC BASKET!

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Legbiter

#11
October 07, 2013, 01:40:36 PM
The bear wasn't causing trouble.  :huh:
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Malthus

#12
October 07, 2013, 01:47:31 PM
And they let Katmai in?  :hmm:
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#13
October 07, 2013, 01:58:15 PM
top tip for bears in bars, if you hit on the koala, use a condom
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October 07, 2013, 02:02:38 PM
 :rolleyes: They couldn't hit on an elephant at this dist...
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