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Started by garbon, October 01, 2013, 01:57:50 PM

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lustindarkness

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Malthus

Quote from: PDH on October 02, 2013, 12:39:33 PM
There is a guy at UW who rides a unicycle.  You think a bike is funny on ice, you should see this guy.

Now imgine being chased and beaten by a gang of unicyclists.

Now, *that* would make for some fun youtubing ...  :P
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garbon

Quote from: Malthus on October 03, 2013, 07:37:07 AM
Quote from: PDH on October 02, 2013, 12:39:33 PM
There is a guy at UW who rides a unicycle.  You think a bike is funny on ice, you should see this guy.

Now imgine being chased and beaten by a gang of unicyclists.

Now, *that* would make for some fun youtubing ...  :P

So easy to mow over. Fabulous!
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Malthus

Quote from: garbon on October 03, 2013, 07:39:20 AM
Quote from: Malthus on October 03, 2013, 07:37:07 AM
Quote from: PDH on October 02, 2013, 12:39:33 PM
There is a guy at UW who rides a unicycle.  You think a bike is funny on ice, you should see this guy.

Now imgine being chased and beaten by a gang of unicyclists.

Now, *that* would make for some fun youtubing ...  :P

So easy to mow over. Fabulous!

Not if you get stuck in traffic ...  :hmm:
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garbon

Quote from: Malthus on October 03, 2013, 07:59:55 AM
Quote from: garbon on October 03, 2013, 07:39:20 AM
Quote from: Malthus on October 03, 2013, 07:37:07 AM
Quote from: PDH on October 02, 2013, 12:39:33 PM
There is a guy at UW who rides a unicycle.  You think a bike is funny on ice, you should see this guy.

Now imgine being chased and beaten by a gang of unicyclists.

Now, *that* would make for some fun youtubing ...  :P

So easy to mow over. Fabulous!

Not if you get stuck in traffic ...  :hmm:

Go...go...gadget, gatling gun!
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I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Malthus

Being beaten up by motorcycle gangsters is bad enough. But at least it has a sort of Mad-Max macho ring to it.

Being beaten up by unicycle-riding hipsters would be downright humiliating.  :P
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Darth Wagtaros

Quote from: Malthus on October 03, 2013, 08:41:27 AM
Being beaten up by motorcycle gangsters is bad enough. But at least it has a sort of Mad-Max macho ring to it.

Being beaten up by unicycle-riding hipsters would be downright humiliating.  :P
I can see it happening in Seattle.  They have those mass effect bicyclist swarms don't tey? Why not unicycles too.
PDH!

CountDeMoney

Man, they're having problems with motorcyclists everywhere...

QuoteBelieved Iranian Cyberwar Official Dead in Apparent Assassination
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Top News: Mojtaba Atabi, an official in the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps who was widely believed to be the head of the organization's cyberwarfare division, has been shot and killed. His body was found in a wooded area outside Tehran with two bullet holes through his heart. Local police say that he was killed by two men on a motorbike.

The death has the hallmarks of an assassination, and many have pointed toward Israeli intelligence service Mossad. Atabi's death is being likened to the killing of five Iranian nuclear scientists since 2007, some of whom were also killed by motorcycle-borne assassins.

The Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps has said that it is investigating a "horrific incident," but did not identify the person killed and denied it was an assassination.

Darth Wagtaros

A lot of Iranian officials get killed by motorcycle riding madmen.  It's like Mad Max times over there.
PDH!

Razgovory

Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 03, 2013, 02:41:28 PM
Man, they're having problems with motorcyclists everywhere...

QuoteBelieved Iranian Cyberwar Official Dead in Apparent Assassination
________________________________________
Top News: Mojtaba Atabi, an official in the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps who was widely believed to be the head of the organization's cyberwarfare division, has been shot and killed. His body was found in a wooded area outside Tehran with two bullet holes through his heart. Local police say that he was killed by two men on a motorbike.

The death has the hallmarks of an assassination, and many have pointed toward Israeli intelligence service Mossad. Atabi's death is being likened to the killing of five Iranian nuclear scientists since 2007, some of whom were also killed by motorcycle-borne assassins.

The Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps has said that it is investigating a "horrific incident," but did not identify the person killed and denied it was an assassination.


You really don't want to mess with the Mossad.
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Eddie Teach

Difference is they choose the motorcycles to make their escape easier and not to look more badass.
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garbon

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I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

11B4V

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Off-duty NYPD officer allegedly seen breaking SUV window arrested

New York (CNN) -- New York police have arrested one of their own on riot and criminal mischief charges in connection with the September 29 attack on an SUV driver in New York City, a law enforcement official said Tuesday.

Wojciech Braszczok, a 32-year-old detective in the New York Police Department who was off duty at the time, is allegedly shown on a video smashing the rear window the Range Rover as it drove amid a sea of motorcyclists on the city's West Side Highway, according to the official. That video is now in investigators' hands.

It is not clear if the detective participated in the subsequent beating of the vehicle's driver, Alexian Lien.

Both charges Braszczok faces are felonies, according to the law enforcement official.

Braszczok was one of at least two off-duty undercover officers who were riding with fellow bikers that day, a law enforcement official told CNN.


http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/08/us/bikers-attack-video/index.html?hpt=us_c2
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